J double R
03-22-2007, 3:08 PM
Scenario: Jack Pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck nor gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006- Police called, SWAT team deployed, arrests both Johnny and Mark. Charge them both with assault and breach of peace. Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1973- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class thereafter.
2006- Jeffrey pumped full of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his dad's car and gets a good whipping from Dad.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006- Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1973- Mark shares aspirin with Principal on the smoking dock.
2006- Police called, Mark expelled for Drug violations. Car impounded and searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006- Pedro's cause is taken up by the Democratic Party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement to graduate is racist. ACLU files class action suit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he still can't speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them into a model airplane paint bottle, blows up red ant bed.
1973- Ants die.
2006- ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found, crying, by his teacher, Mary. Mary picks him back up and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1973- In a short time Johnny feels better and goes back to playing.
2006- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. Johnny's parents sue the school for a knee injury that has now altered his future keeping him from playing professional football and making heinous amounts of money just to run around carrying air wrapped in leather, therefore denying Johnny's parents a life of luxury. All running during school recess is banned.
just thought i would share these funnies.. ;)
1973- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck nor gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006- Police called, SWAT team deployed, arrests both Johnny and Mark. Charge them both with assault and breach of peace. Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1973- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class thereafter.
2006- Jeffrey pumped full of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his dad's car and gets a good whipping from Dad.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006- Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1973- Mark shares aspirin with Principal on the smoking dock.
2006- Police called, Mark expelled for Drug violations. Car impounded and searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006- Pedro's cause is taken up by the Democratic Party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement to graduate is racist. ACLU files class action suit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he still can't speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them into a model airplane paint bottle, blows up red ant bed.
1973- Ants die.
2006- ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found, crying, by his teacher, Mary. Mary picks him back up and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1973- In a short time Johnny feels better and goes back to playing.
2006- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. Johnny's parents sue the school for a knee injury that has now altered his future keeping him from playing professional football and making heinous amounts of money just to run around carrying air wrapped in leather, therefore denying Johnny's parents a life of luxury. All running during school recess is banned.
just thought i would share these funnies.. ;)