Cheesiest Jokes You can Think Of

Sammie7

Sammie7

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May 28, 2006
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Inspired by Clawlan's "nerd" post, I decided to create a thread where we can all share our cheesy jokes and maybe a few corny pick up lines as well. Have at it.
 
Set of jumper cables walk into a bar.

Barkeep yells at them to leave.

"You're just here to start something!"

:Angel::Angel::Angel::Angel:
 
whats invisible and smells like carrots????? bunny farts ( NOW THAT STUNK!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :huh: :duh: :laugh: )
 
When is a cook mean?:idea:

When he beats eggs and whips cream. :duh:

Woo freakin Hoo :bday:
 
You've all probably heard this one but here it goes anyway, a man walked into a bar, ouch!(the worlds shortest joke)
 
Why are fish salesman greedy?:dive2:

Because their business made them sel-fish. :sim:

Ba-dum-bum Get it?:laugh: Huh huh do ya?:thm:
 
What do you get when you cross a phone with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie!
 
A Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman, a Horse, a Bear, a Rabbit, a Priest, a Nun, a Bishop, a Bank Manager, a Clown, a Super Model, a Policeman, a Bankrobber, Two Cows and a Sheep all walk into a bar. Barman says "what is this some kind of joke?"
 
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