Quotes

[musho3210]

Post some interesting quotes here, famous or unknown people, you can even make your own quote, you can even quote something funny on this website, funny, serious, touching, whatever you want, but hopefully not a spammish type thing....

Stone: Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.
Gibbons: I like that. Who said it? Jefferson? Patton?
Stone: Tupac


President Stanford on the television: Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.
Lola: Did the President just quote Tupac?

nice quote, used in funny way...

[mee-mee]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

[mee-mee]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

[mee-mee]

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

[mee-mee]

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

[mee-mee]

http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/funnyquotes2.shtml

here is where everyone else can get some funny quotes.....and copy and paste em here....

[SHK_ATK]

A good freind will bail you out of jail,
A Best Freind will be sitting next to you saying, **** we Fkd Up.

[mee-mee]

A good freind will bail you out of jail,
A Best Freind will be sitting next to you saying, **** we Fkd Up.


So true So true....

[SHK_ATK]

(insert name here) Youre Fired!!

[SHK_ATK]

F!!! Yo Couch!!

[mee-mee]

Happy Happy Joy Joy...Ren and Stimpy...

[SHK_ATK]

Happy Happy Joy Joy...Ren and Stimpy...

(mee-mee) Youre Fired!!!

[mee-mee]

(mee-mee) Youre Fired!!!

(SHK_ATK) You're Fired!!!!!!

They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain


haa haa haa haa......

[SHK_ATK]

HELLO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mee-mee]

North to Alaska
the rush is on!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kuhliloach]

papa johns, better ingredients, better pizza!

[aquaman#1]

HAHA LOL

[Aislinn]

"I'm totally not wearing underwear today, but it's okay...I'm wearing two pairs of pants."
-A girl I worked with once

[Que]

New england creed:

Use it up,
wear it out,
make it do,
or do without.

Q

[guppyguppyfish]

youre only as good as you think you are

[Malbri]

Ladies, will you please shut it!
-Captain Jack

[guppyguppyfish]

but...Why is the RUM gone????
jack sparrow!!

[Malbri]

Listen to me
Yes, I lied to you
No, I dont love you
Of course it makes you look fat
Ive never been to brussels
Its pronounced, ee-gree-gious
any by the way no, I have never actually met bizzarro but I love his pies
And all of this pails to udde rinsignifiganc ein light of the fac thtat my ship is once again gone, savvy?
-Captian Jack

[guppyguppyfish]

what movie is that one?
and my hat!
(cpt. jack)

[Malbri]

its the 3rd

[Rbishop]

"yep, Disney is corrupt"

[Aislinn]

"It smells so good in here, and that's so bad, because all it smells like is bleach."
-My friend Jenni

[johnlarson66]

"Can you give us some updated photos?" - rbishop

[daayda3]

lol, thats a good one:D

[Aislinn]

"So it turns out I'm really allergic to Hpnotyq. I think you should drink some and let me know if you're allergic, too."
-My loving sister, to me.

[jessicar613]

I don't want to live forever through my works. I want to live forever by not dying -woody allen

[guppyguppyfish]

compelled by greed we were,and now we are consumed by it.
captain barbosa(potc 1)

[Malefic23]

"Buckle up buttercup, we're going for a ride"
Me.

[jessicar613]

*%&# Heinekin!!! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!

[Aislinn]

A conversation I had with my friend Morgaine:

Morgaine: What IS that noise?
Me: There's a duck quacking in the bathroom. Five minutes ago there was a dolphin in the parking lot.
Morgaine: What's going on around here?
Me: I dunno...maybe they're building a Sea World.
Morgaine: Oh. Well, they ARE getting a kiddie pool. That's practically the same.

[Coler]

It's not enough merely to be successful. To feel truly happy friends must fail

Oscar Wilde

[Coler]

For each man kills the thing he loves, by this let all be heard, the coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword.

Oscar Wilde again (Ballad of Reading Gaol)

[Coler]

Oh body swayed to music, oh brightening glance, how can we know the dancer from the dance.

W.B. Yeates...can't remember the poem

[Coler]

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

W.B. Yeates, He wishes for the cloths of heaven

[jessicar613]

Aww Coler you're making me get all weepy! :sad:

[Coler]

And probably my favourite :

I know that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate,
Those that I guard I do not love;
My county is Kiltartan Cross,
My countrymen Kiltartan's poor,
No likely end could bring them loss
Or leave them happier than before.
Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,
Nor public men, nor cheering crowds,
A lonely impulse of delight
Drove to this tumult in the clouds;
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.

W.B. Yeates, "An Irish Airman Foresees His Death"

...I think that was about a nephew of a friend who died in WWI, RFC

[Coler]

here's a bit of a far darker war poem : Wilfred Owens, WWI again :

"If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori."

[Coler]

Old Wilfred was a depressed individual understandably enough :

part of Anthem for a Doomed Youth

"What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds."

[Coler]

last one, Yeates again; portion of He bids His Beloved be at Peace

"The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay: Beloved, let your eyes half close, and your heart beat Over my heart, and your hair fall over my breast, Drowning love's lonely hour in deep twilight of rest, And hiding their tossing manes and their tumultuous feet."

[jessicar613]

Here's a cheerful one, by Stevie Smith

Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he's dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

[Aislinn]

Limpid lump with light refulgent.
Tawny tinted, cold yet warm,
Whence has come your mystic beauty,
Your alluring wonderous charm?
Are you blood of Forest Monarch
Slain by the Storm King's might,
Clotted in Earth’s cold bosom
Through ages of Arctic night?
Or the tears of Druid Maiden
For a lover found untrue?
Tell me the tragic story
That is hid in the heart of you.
Are you frozen sunshine,
Chilled by a world unkind,
Or the golden pearl of an Elfin Earl
Whose castle none may find?

I am the blood of Forest Monarch,
I am tears of a Druid Maid
I am congealed sunshine
From the haunts where Elfins played.
I am all of these and more than these,
For a token of love am I,
To be worn next the heart of your true love
To prove her constancy.
An amulet ‘gainst grief and pain,
’Gainst sorrow, sin and care,
For none may harm where I cast my charm
O’er beauty pure and rare.

Walter S. Park, "To a Piece of Amber"

[Reefscape]

Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.

[jessicar613]

Once there was a little girl who didn't say her prayers
and when she went to bed at night a way upstairs
Her mama heard her holler and her daddy heard her shout
The goblins will getcha if you don't watch out

[Aislinn]

Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

[Blueiz]

Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.

Get on it!!!...:D

Blue..;)

[Reefscape]

Get on it!!!...:D

Blue..;)

You know it wont be long hun X

[FireDancer7905]

Boo creepy foot doctor. Hooray beer! (Red Stripe commercial)

[SHK_ATK]

Excellent - Mr. B

[jessicar613]

This town's just a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked.

[Aislinn]

A conversation between me and my friend Jenni, under the influence of mass quantities of alcohol:

Jenni: I feel like I'm having a heart attack.
Me: Okay. Do you want me to call 911?
Jenni: Let's play it by ear.
Me: I can't feel my lips.
Jenni: Let's do another shot.

[Reefscape]

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

"You will simply call her, 'Mom.'"

[Coler]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *sniff*

[jojo22]

Never date a woman who pays her rent in sigles.....My father and I should have listened!!!

[captaincaveman9]

60% of the time it works every time....... Anchorman

[Rbishop]

"Can you give us some updated photos?" - rbishop

Well.....

[Aislinn]

A phone conversation with my friend Jenni this morning:

Jenni: Okay, I'm ready. I mean, I don't have pants on. And they're in the other room. But it's on the way.
Me: Ugh, call me back when you're functional.

[Malefic23]

Say I'm weary
Say I'm sad
Say that health and wealth have missed me
Say I'm growing older but add
Jenny
Kissed
Me!

[jessicar613]

I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel.

[kuhliloach]

i'll give you a nickle if u tickle my pickle
i'll give you a dime for extra time
i'll give you a penny if you do it plenty
i'll give you a quarter if you do that on the border
i'll give you a dollar if i can whoop and hollar


- a friend of mine

[Woofy]

"impulse buys are just fish you forgot u needed to get" - mfk member

[SHK_ATK]

Me: How many guppies can I add before My tank becomes overstock?

Saleswoman: Well the key is one inch of fish for every gallon of tank water.

Me: Oh......:rolleyes:(thinking to myself your one of those:eek: :eek: :eek:)okay.......................................

====Me turning around and walking away=====

[kuhliloach]

well ya do the hoky poky and you turn it all around! thats what its all about!

[Slappy*McFish]

Crococameltoeasaurus Rex - Me

Describing something specifically...

[kuhliloach]

ba ba ba ba ba, i'm lovin' it!

[daayda3]

mana mana "do do do do do" mana mana "do do do do"... haha
"its so easy a cave man can do it"
:coffee2:

[kuhliloach]

the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH!

[daayda3]

when i say hillshire(sp? haha) you say farm!
go meat!! ha

[Dwarf Puffers]

Quote: "You couldnt rape a chicken nugget!!"

[kuhliloach]

Cheetoes, dangerously cheesy!

[daayda3]

gimme more fridays!

[kuhliloach]

well i wish i were an oscar meyer weener!

[daayda3]

"no if's and's or butts" haha
(advertising meats)

[kuhliloach]

home of the whopper!

[Woofy]

if turtles lose their shells are they homeless or naked?

[kuhliloach]

gather 'round the good stuff!

[daayda3]

she wore a itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini...haha

[kuhliloach]

miller lite, good call!