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rockethippo
05-21-2007, 2:37 AM
Woohoo another game! The first person asks a question thats starts with "What would you do if". The second person answers and put another "What would you do if" question.
What would you do if you clogged the toilet and nasties were spilling out?
J double R
05-21-2007, 8:15 AM
get a plunger, get into the thick of it and fix it. why? cuz its gotta be done and i'm not a sissy, and i'd rather take a shower and mop the bathroom than shampoo the carpet when it spilled out of the bathroom when i ran like a wuss.
what would you do if you saw skidmarks off the side of the road, going off into the woods, and the rear end of a car, tail lights still lit, sitting 100 yards off the road?
think to myself "if the car is a rockin dont come a knockin'" :p
what would u do if someone knows a small hole in your tank and water it pouring out semi quickly?
Dangerdoll
05-21-2007, 9:23 AM
think to myself "if the car is a rockin dont come a knockin'" :p
what would u do if someone knows a small hole in your tank and water it pouring out semi quickly?
poke my finger into it first to stop the leak, then look around for something else to put there, then call for someone to help. Then help remove all the fish and blah blah blah with that.
What would you do if you saw a wayward dog walking in and out of lanes on a major highway?
drive by carefully? lol
what would u do if u saw a super cool celeberty like right next to at a gas station or something? (this has actually happened to me..twice!)
J double R
05-21-2007, 9:28 AM
i'd look and go about my business.. theyre people.
what would you do if you were swamped with work but had the opportunity to skimp, but your work doubled the next day if you did?
work, not worth double the work.
unless u had something real good to go do. ;)
what would u do if u crashed and nothin happened to u but you hit the other car and made it flip?
Madcrawdad
05-21-2007, 10:55 AM
I'd do the responsible thing....check on the car, call for rescue, etc.
what would you if you were on a first date with someone you've been really interested in for a long time....they lean in for a smooch and you notice that their breath smells worse than a dirty litter box?
kjr928
05-21-2007, 11:01 AM
Kiss them and deal with it. Bad breath is only a temporary problem! Don't sacrifice a potential relationship over it!
What would you do if a really nice but sad and pathetic friend of yours called non-stop but telling them to stop calling would REALLY, REALLY hurt them? This is a real problem I'm having.
J double R
05-21-2007, 11:19 AM
change your phone number and 'lose' theirs.. works every time. and by the time you see them and they mention it, its all water under the bridge.
what would you do if you were the pathetic friend? :D
kjr928
05-21-2007, 11:29 AM
Well, I guess I would call and call and call and call! And then I wouldn't let people get off the phone even though she works in television and things boil down to the second! Literally!
What would you do if you brought your dog to the park and the dog sniffed someone as you walked by and that person kicked or hit your dog?
Dangerdoll
05-21-2007, 11:43 AM
I'd let the dog off the leash and let the dog react as he only will ;)
what would you do if your brother that has been borrowing money to pay for this or that and even got into a fight with you because you wanted him to buy something off of you instead of just giving it to him went out and bought a new car?
Cheech
05-21-2007, 12:11 PM
eesh . . ..
I'd be upset. Prob due for a smack behind the head with a "what's wrong with you!!! " comment
What would you do if you went fishing and while rinsing your hands in the water, you drop the ring, which falls in neck deep frozen lake water?? happened to a friend of mine last weekend. . was very very funny seeing him strip down to his boxers and jump in.. lol.. and no, he never found the ring. lol)
boofish2
05-21-2007, 12:17 PM
Depends on the ring. If it were my favorite heirloom ring I'd friggin have that lake drained!!!
What would you do first if you had only a week to live?
fballguy
05-21-2007, 12:59 PM
If I had 1 week to live I would probably just sit there depressed the whole time and let myself die.
What would you do if your house burned down and you lost your entire family and everything you own?
Madcrawdad
05-21-2007, 1:09 PM
I would probably just sit there depressed the whole time and let myself die.
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
boofish2
05-21-2007, 1:12 PM
I would stand up and laugh out at you ;).
What would you do if I turned out the lights?
Squawkbert
05-21-2007, 1:16 PM
Inventory your tattoos. (?I'm certain that it happens all the time?)
What would you do if you were offered a big raise to be "hatchet man"?
boofish2
05-21-2007, 1:19 PM
Heads would be rollin'.
(how would you see my tattoos in the dark???:confused: )LOL.
What would you do if you were playing spin the bottle and the bottle landed on me?
Squawkbert
05-21-2007, 1:25 PM
You're just trying like theck to get someone TOS'd, aren't you.
Same answer, you figure out how that's done in the dark:)
What would you do if your husband caught us playing spin the bottle?
Madcrawdad
05-21-2007, 1:29 PM
no husband here, just a wife....so I think we'd be okay. :eek:
what would you do if a cashier at the store gave you 'extra' change?
Cheech
05-21-2007, 1:31 PM
depends the store. . .. mom n pops, I'd give back . . . large chain store, screw'em. :D
what would you do if your close friend broke into someone's home (who didn't have insurance) and stole stuff to make a quick buck? ? Would you rat him out?
fballguy
05-21-2007, 1:31 PM
CHEECH YOU RUINED THE GAME!!! :P
Squawkbert
05-21-2007, 1:35 PM
What would you do if you had ppl like cheech & fballguy screwing the pooch (killing the thread)?
fballguy
05-21-2007, 1:38 PM
Hey it was already killed by Cheech, I was apprehending the suspect.
What would you do if a skunk ran into your house?
get my cousin to toot on it lmao then whack it with a broom out .
what would u do if your own dog attacked u and was trying to kill u?
Aislinn
05-21-2007, 1:53 PM
I don't have a dog, so it would be just a dream and I wouldn't sweat it. Or I'd think it was just my cat, finally eating my eyeballs in my sleep for all those humiliating pictures I'm constantly taking of him.
What would you do if you spontaneously developed a non-life threatening but severely irritating allergy to your favourite food?
like what a horrible twitch for eating chocolate? lol i would eat chocolate in private lol
what would u do if u had a stalker?
Aislinn
05-21-2007, 2:02 PM
Had one. Pressed charges. Problem solved.
What would you do if you could fly anywhere in the world for free, but only had one hour notice, and could only stay for 6 hours before you had to come home?
J double R
05-21-2007, 2:34 PM
Had one. Pressed charges. Problem solved.
What would you do if you could fly anywhere in the world for free, but only had one hour notice, and could only stay for 6 hours before you had to come home?
turn it down and tell them that if there weren't 2 tickets for the rest of my family, they could give it to someone else. :) flying isnt THAT fun.
and for cheech's, i would make him turn himself in, or i would rat. having friends like that is bad juju, and putting a moral load like that onto someones shoulders and expecting them NOT to say anything is horrible.
what would you do if you were sent to prison for a crime you didnt commit but were convicted of and are now hated by everyone who has heard your story (including your family, who dont know the truth)?
Madcrawdad
05-21-2007, 3:47 PM
I'd hang out w/ my ex-con buddies and pull jobs... maybe write a book when I was back on the inside, if I got pinched again.
what would you do if your spouse/significant other invited you onto the Jerry Springer show to reveal a secret?
pray and hope there's lots of folding chairs on the stage :)
What would you do if you didn't remember to take care of your kid's pet while the kid was away, and it died?
Dangerdoll
05-22-2007, 3:05 PM
I would rush out for a replacement and explain the difference in his behavior to him being mad at them for leaving him on vacation :D
What would you do if you found out secretly that your best friend was fooling around with another friend/s spouse?
jac8724
05-22-2007, 4:24 PM
omg, hmmm, i would slowly start gossiping to a few friends who would gossip to more people, and by the time it got around no one knew who started it and the person who needs to know whats going on now knows. while i remain anonynmous (couples always fight, then get back together and blames the friend who tipped them off)
What would you do if you were at a restaurant and saw a server leave the bathroom without washing their hands?
guppyguppyfish
05-22-2007, 4:37 PM
tell the manager,then never go there again!
what would you do if you spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend was cheating on you?
kuhliloach
05-22-2007, 5:04 PM
i would feel like punching them but i shouldnt!
what would you do if there was a hidden link on this sight to a place where you could go to someone's page and it will show them typing and drinking coffee or whatever?
futureDVM
05-22-2007, 6:28 PM
i would be totally confused, and have everyone around me look at it and laugh at them, then prob email them and see if they know they are being watched LOL!
what would you do if you found out you were going to die tomorrow? :confused:
marshall unger
05-22-2007, 8:42 PM
drop to my knees and pray, what would you do if someone dumped 3 cans of fish food into your favorite tank?
SHK_ATK
05-22-2007, 10:12 PM
start gravel vac'ing and doing large water changes
What would you do if AC where to dissapear taking everyone you know with them never to hear from them again??
Woofy
05-22-2007, 10:24 PM
if AC disapeared they couldnt take everyone i know with them cuase all the cool kids talk to each other on msn and stuff too. That and then ide just go to mfk :D..hahah...j/k......not really :p
what would u do with your pants broke or skirt broke so bad u were left in your undies in public?
Madcrawdad
05-22-2007, 11:11 PM
search for a stick to fend off the ladies, of course :)
what would you do if Michael Jackson offered you $5 million to let him babysit your kids for 30 minutes?
rockethippo
05-23-2007, 12:59 AM
Oh gosh.... I don't have kinds, I'm 12, but I would give my kinds guns. Actually not though...
What would you do if your favourite fish died?
I don't know. The clean up crew in one of my tanks would dispose of the body long before i would find out it was dead :)
What would you do if had a full shopping cart of available "options", and you saw one of those out of control kids, in the pet dept., grabbing a betta cup off the shelf and was about to shake it?
SHK_ATK
05-23-2007, 2:52 PM
I would run over and take the betta cup from him/her and tell them how would you like it if I shook you!! As to get the parent attention.
What would you do if you woke up tied up with chains and hear a voice say "Let Play a Game"??
kjr928
05-23-2007, 3:06 PM
I would suggest this game - and then I'd make like Hannibal Lector and bite off his face when he got close.
What would you do if your name and picture came on the news and they accused you of doing some horrible crime and it was all over national TV? Oh yeah, and you were innocent.
bettagurl
05-23-2007, 3:11 PM
I'd say "ahh, how'd they find out??'
what would you do if you came home and all of your tanks were tipped over/smashed?
SHK_ATK
05-23-2007, 3:17 PM
I would find the culprit and say "Boy...... your in a HEAP of trouble"
what would you do if you woke up only to find a very poisonous snake sitting right on your chest ready to strike your face!!!??
bettagurl
05-23-2007, 3:27 PM
knowing me..I'd probably(if it didn't get to bite me) catch it and tell it how cute it is...
what would you if if your house flooded?
Madcrawdad
05-27-2007, 8:24 AM
actually happened at my old house....pump out the water, toss tons of ruined items, mop up, then run a dehumidifier...make repairs as needed.
what would you do if men in black suits showed up at your house and took all of your fish in the interest of 'national security'?
jonnyfry
05-27-2007, 9:59 AM
start a fishee rights movement at AC .
what would you do if someone poored vodka in your favourite tank and you didnt realise till you got drunk fishees?
mee-mee
05-27-2007, 9:03 PM
I would get a straw and join them and then put us all in fishie rehab...:lipssealedsmilie: :crazy: :y220d: :hitting: :popcorn: ....
what would you do if you if you knew your neighbor was stealing your newspaper every morning...(this was on americas funniest videos)
show up at their door in my fuzzy pink robe with a pot of coffee and extra cup, invite myself in and sit at their table reading my paper. :devil:
what would you do if you knew someone was driving without a license because it had been revoked for a 3rd DWI?
jonnyfry
05-27-2007, 9:16 PM
LMAO
i'd beat them to it , wrap some dog poop in it and put it back on the drive .
what would you do if you saw a dog in a car in a parking lot , in 100* with the windows up and engine off . and doors locked ?
mee-mee
05-27-2007, 9:17 PM
:devil: Go and try to find the owner of the car and lecture them or just call the ASPCA....:devil:
what would you do if you saw a person go into a store with their child left in the car while the car was running and doors unlocked...
bettagurl
05-27-2007, 9:23 PM
depends on the temp. how old the kid is, and what kind of neighborehood they're in.
what would you do if a injured stray dog showed up at your house and the SPCA/animal shelter wouldnt take it??
rockethippo
05-27-2007, 10:30 PM
I would probally take him/her to the vet and keep him/her.
What would you do if your neighbor steals your Mom and/or Wife's laundry every night?
SHK_ATK
05-27-2007, 10:59 PM
I would set up a bear trap all over the yard so that when I hung them out to dry SNAP!! I would CATCH him in the act.
What would you do If your plane crashed and you where alone on an island?
kuhliloach
05-28-2007, 2:12 PM
make sure i brought my chewing gum
what would you do if you had a broken pencil in the middle of a math quiz?
Madcrawdad
05-29-2007, 7:46 AM
ask the teacher if I could sharpen the pencil...
what would you do if you were marooned on a desert island with nothing but grass and horses to eat?