View Full Version : Amusing comments fish make to each other
OgreMkV
06-21-2007, 10:12 PM
One Gourami to another: "I flip my dorsal in your general direction!"
Cory: "Can I eat this? Is it food? It smells like food. I think I'll eat it."
DarkSoul
06-21-2007, 10:41 PM
One Gourami to another: "I flip my dorsal in your general direction!"
right outta monty python ;)
Betta in a mirror: you lookin at me?? ARE YOU lookin at ME??? you must be, cause I don' see no one else, so you MUST be LOOKIN at ME!!!
mee-mee
06-21-2007, 10:49 PM
Octopus to his girlfriend: " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
WeeNe858
06-21-2007, 10:59 PM
Octopus to his girlfriend: " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
lol....
Pistol shrimp says "STOP! or ill shoot" :silly:
aardvark1
06-22-2007, 8:20 AM
Old Jack Dempsey:
" I coulda been a Contender!"
(with apologies to Brando...)
samsmom
06-22-2007, 8:24 AM
Convict.....I didn't do it, I'm innocent, I was framed I tell ya, I was framed
Goldfish...."hey food ! no, poop. Hey food ! no, poop. Food ! Poop. Food ! Poop. Definitely food over there ! no, poop"
Sovran
06-22-2007, 9:10 AM
Guppy - are you a girl? are you a girl? no? ah come on, you must be a girl No? aww , who cares, not me - you sure you're not a girl? (repeat 10000x)
bkw1982
06-22-2007, 9:30 AM
Pleco1 to Pleco2:
Pleco1:Hey have you tried that drift wood on the south side of the tank.
Pleco2: You know....as long as I've been in this tank I've never been on the southside!!
Pleco1:Me Either!!!!
Pleco1 & Pleco2: LOL!!!!
Pleco1: Sigh....aren't we just the pair.
fiddler crab to the tank: "Ya put your right claw out, ya' put your right claw in, ya' put your right claw out and ya' shake it all about..."
daayda3
06-22-2007, 6:13 PM
Goldfish 1
Hey look! a worm!!
Goldfish 2
No!! Dont eat it! Its a trick!!
*RIP goldfish 1*
Goldfish 2
hey look! A worm!
:D
"Hey whats that black thing over there?"
"i dont know... looks like its pushing a fun current"
"lets go swim against it!"
"woo, this is fun"
"look i made it all the wa-"
*fish gets sucked up into powerhead puree'd
"where'd ya go????"
ILOVEBETTAS
06-22-2007, 6:48 PM
Goldfish 1
Hey look! a worm!!
Goldfish 2
No!! Dont eat it! Its a trick!!
*RIP goldfish 1*
Goldfish 2
hey look! A worm!
:D
lol! i like that one :D
Madcrawdad
06-22-2007, 6:54 PM
neon tetra accidentally bumping into swordtail from behind: "Ow, my eye....oh my God, my EYE!"
12 Volt Man
06-22-2007, 8:04 PM
:)
plantling
06-22-2007, 10:40 PM
oto catfish to each other:
"tag, you're it!"...all day long and sproradically through the night
OgreMkV
06-22-2007, 11:27 PM
Dominant Gourami to each fish in the tank: "I'm the boss of you. I'm the boss of you too. And you, you're my slave. I'm the boss of you." ad infinutm.
jojo22
06-22-2007, 11:52 PM
Pleco:"Who tied the brown string to my butt?"
fishyfawn
07-18-2007, 3:35 AM
my goldfish: poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat, poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat, poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat, poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat, poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat, poop, swim, eat, poop, play with current, poop, poop somemore, poop, eat plant, pppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppp, sleep, wakeup, poop, eat,
clown-lover
07-18-2007, 8:13 AM
clown fish - (think Data - Star Trek New Generation - On Stage trying to learn to tell a joke)
So what does one anemone say to another... You gonna eat that fish?
budumbum
Slappy*McFish
07-18-2007, 11:00 AM
neon tetra accidentally bumping into swordtail from behind: "Ow, my eye....oh my God, my EYE!"
lol :)
The lone Oscar was swimming around the tank singing to himself...
"I was swallowing down my tank-mates on a sunny day,
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba!
Feelin' in my bones that I had my way,
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba!
Well I'm a happy boy, I'm a happy boy!
Oh ain't it good when things are going your way,
Hey! Hey!"
fishyfawn
07-18-2007, 2:11 PM
guppy to a platty:
can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!
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judgemax
07-18-2007, 2:14 PM
see the bubble, feel the bubble, be the bubble, I am the bubble! ooh, can't breath, can't breath...?
"it's weird ya know" One minute, I am swimming along, and then "whoosh" from outta no where, I start heading to the light?.."I don't think I will ever be the same"
"aaaaaaaaaargh...I was perfectly fine until you put that psychopath in here"
Malefic23
07-18-2007, 4:39 PM
Why don't anemone eat clown fish? Cause they taste funny...
jm1212
07-18-2007, 4:46 PM
angel: what neons? i didnt see any neons? oh you mean the little blue and red ones that taste...i mean... no i havent seen them.
fishyfawn
07-18-2007, 5:47 PM
"and i saw God, and he was wearing a red flannel shirt and a budwieser cap, and he said go back it is not yet your time"
OgreMkV
07-18-2007, 5:58 PM
^ LOL
DarkSoul
07-18-2007, 6:03 PM
"and i saw God, and he was wearing a red flannel shirt and a budwieser cap, and he said go back it is not yet your time"
BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jpappy789
07-18-2007, 6:17 PM
oto: mmmwhmhhwwmmhummmphwwmw *mouth suckered to glass*
ram: "I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty!"
zebra danio: zooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
angel: what neons? i didnt see any neons? oh you mean the little blue and red ones that taste...i mean... no i havent seen them.
lol very good jm
demasoni to another demasoni : "I'm going to have you you little blue *******" ; other demasoni "yeah I'm going to have you too you blue *******" ; first demasoni "woah hang on...how do I even know I'm blue...I've had this irrational hatred of blue fish all my life but I've never even seen myself in the mirror or anything" other demasoni "woah man...far out...lets live in peace" ; first demasoni "no" *cue mayhem*
charlie_stubbs
07-18-2007, 9:05 PM
Octopus to his girlfriend: " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
hahahahahahaha