"My Water Bum"

You know life does get soooo boring at times,and a little humor never hurt anyone.Today I found a new friend,Its my water bum,And I like it so much I wanted to write a song about it,and it sounds something like this....Oh yeah you cant here me....Anyway,here's the lyrics:
OOOOH my water bum,my water bum,
Come and take a look at my water bum,
My water bum,OOOOH my water bum,
If I need some water it gives me some,
OOOOH my water bum,my water bum,
No not the water butt,thats the European one,
My water bum, OOOOh my water bum,
Now I'll put you right back,where I got you from,
OOOOH my water bum,my water bum,
Come and take a look at my water bum.(THE END)
Thats all I have for now I plan on staying up all night adding lyrics to it till i have at least a couple more pages.I dont know about you guys but I'm thinking "PLATNUM"
FOREALDO,I hope at least one person gets a laugh out of this,even though it's corny.

Already done!!It's "The Water Bum Song"Check it out!!Not sold in stores.You can only get it on AC and you-tube,And ONLY for a LIMITED time I will throw in my newest hit single"My Reef Club"all songs copywrited by ricsreef,any duplication by unautherized persons will result in copyrwrite infringement suit.SEEERRRIIIOOOUUUSSSLLLY FOLKS!!!
Thanks for your support and ricsreef has left the building.

What do you mean?I thought it gave you special powers when consumed.
I eat skimate with my cereal in the morning.
I make a skimate shake for lunch.(low fat)I'm on a diet.
I make skimate soup for dinner.
I even have frozen skimate pops for dessert.
I feel great!!
I like skimate so much I think I'll write a song about it.BRB!
This was just a joke.
If there are any children reading this thread,do Not try this at home,Skimate is bad for you and should not be consumed under any condition.