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unbeatablec
07-22-2007, 10:49 PM
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi AKA misses hippy lol

How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house? He's still there.

What did the hippie say after the drugs wore off? 'Man, this music sucks!'
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You Might Be A Hippie If ...

Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.

You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.

You child is named after a celestial object.

Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.

Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.

You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.

You don't object to being labeled a hippie.

There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.

Half your funiture is bean bags.

Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.

You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.

You roll perfect cigarettes.

You're still waiting for those flashbacks.

You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.

You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.

You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.

If ... hey, what was I talking about?

Why are hippies like bears? They both hug, eat honey and poopthe woods.

Why did the hippie cross the road? Who else would follow a chicken around?

Why did the hippy jump off a cliff? He read a book that said truth lies over the edge

unbeatablec
07-22-2007, 10:50 PM
This was in a email i gotLOL

j_chicago
07-22-2007, 11:27 PM
How do you hide Money from a hippie?



























Put it under the soap.

Swayde
07-23-2007, 12:20 AM
LOL

kuhliloach
08-03-2007, 2:45 AM
:lol:

kuhliloach
08-03-2007, 3:31 PM
do you have any more?

j_chicago
08-03-2007, 9:50 PM
How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
























five, one to screw it in and four to tell him how Jerry could have done it better.