Punny Joke

electromen

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I'm warning you. If you don't like puns, now is the time to turn and walk (click) away.

This is a real story for those who care.

When I was a wee lad of about 11 years old we were having a sleep over at my aunts house. It was memorial day so I had family up from Chicago, Iowa, and other areas. We, my cousins, were all sentenced to sleep in the living room, there must have been 10 of us there. One of my cousins, Chris, was given a really odd pillow. "This pillow feels like frosted flakes!" he kept proclaiming...

In the morning we were rudely awakened from my uncle playing "Taps" on his bugle. After we all woke up my uncle asked us how we slept.. Chris pointed his finger up in the air and loudly shouted "GRRRRRRREAT!"
 
Good try.

What's up with the lousy jokes in the G-chit-chat area lately. No harm intended, I'm a great fan of jokes, but these lil fables I've seen are capable of making a old man drown in tears!lol
 
I string walks into a bar and sits at a stool. The bartender says, "Hey we don't serve strings around here, get out!!!"

The string gets up and walks outside where he is runover by a truck. HE gets up, dusts himself off and walks back in the bar taking the same stool he used before.

The bartender sees him and says "Hey ain't you that same string I just run off?"

The string replies, "No I'm a frayed knot."
 
what do you call a deer with no eyes?.....






NO ide'er




what do you call a deer with no legs, and no eyes, ?





STILL NO ide"er....


lmao!
 
LOL

what do you call bees who fly around scaring people on Halloween?

Boo-bees.

what do you use to fix a broken tomato?

Tomato Paste

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

So he gives it to her.
 
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