I'm RICH !!!!! LOL

[magakitty]

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I got this email today - check it out - the subject line says it is very official!!! :laugh:

I mean it the subject line was:

VERY OFFICIAL :rofl:

Dear Friend,
This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it be treated as such.
I am Mr. Greg Edwards, a solicitor at law and a personal attorney to Late Daniel G. Seith here in referred to as my client, who worked as an independent contractor with the Shell Development Company here in UNITED KINGDOM.
On the 21st of April 2004 my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Kent Road and all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
I have contacted you to assist in receiving this funds into your account valued at Twenty Eight Million United States Dollars only($US28,000,000.00) left behind by my client with a finance institute in United Kingdom before it gets confisticated or declared unserviceable by the finance institute where this amount was deposited.
The Director of the finance institute contacted me and asked that I as the attorney to late Daniel should present either his cousins or his next of kin so that they will release and transfer the funds left in their custody to them.
Ever since then, I have made several attempts to locate any of his cousins or next of kin so that they will come forward to put in claims to the said funds but unfortunately, I discovered that in all his files with my chambers, he never mentioned having any relatives nor cousin's.
After several attempts to trace any of his relatives, I decided to source for a reputable and trustworthy person over the Internet Directory, hence I contacted you.
One fact remains clear, that anybody I present to the finance firm as his next of kin, shall inherit the fund and it is based on this fact that I ask you to get back to me immediately so that we both will discuss on terms of partnership in this issue. I will also forward your name to the finance firm as his legitimate next of kin backed up with a sworn affidavit from the magistrate court of United Kingdom.
Be advised that this transaction is 100% risk-free as this transaction will remain sealed for life at the conclusion.
I await your immediate response to this email so that I will give you a more comprehensive detail as regards to this transaction.
Mr. Greg Edwards,
Principal Attorney.

[magakitty]

Wow look - another one!!!!

Good day.

May I introduce myself and my purpose of contacting you. I am Barrister Fred Ezzeh, The Principal Partner of a renowned law firm here in Lagos Nigeria. I am obliged to contact you as instructed by one of my clients to search for a trustworthy person who can honestly recieve and safeguard a huge amount of money into his personal or bank account.

Please note that my client confided in me about an amount of US$20.5M which he legitimately inheritted from his late father who until his death was a notable politician in Nigeria. This amount of money is about to be seized from my client by the government if something urgent is not done to safeguard it in the custody of a neutral person like you; hence my contacting you. Based on this fact, I on behalf of my client is seeking your consent to HELP safeguard the money into your custody and subsequent use it for investment in your country as you may advise later.

It is important I let you know that for your expected role in this transaction, you will be generously compensated with 20% of the total sum. I am obliged to assure you of your safety in the the transaction therefore I encourage you not to have fear to give your full co-operation for the execution of the transaction which hopefully shall be concluded with 14 days or less.
You at liberty to think about it and confirm your interest then I will give you the full details and the modalities of the transaction.
However, if you are not interest, do pardon me but I urge you to keep it secret. Upon reply, kindly include your personal telephone and fax numbers for easier communication.
While counting on your understanding, I look forward to recieving your confirmation of interest.

Thanks in anticipation,

Yours faithfully,

Fred Ezzeh ESQ

[magakitty]

man - it must be my lucky day!!!

Hello,

My name is Eric Morgan. I am a senior manager in Crest Consult{Overseas}Ltd.We have been engaged by a commercial bank to carry out a search. We are conducting a standard process investigation on a
client and the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client with the bank.The client died in the state and nominated no next of kin to inherit the title over the investments.The essence of this contact with you is to request you to provide us with information on three issues:

1-Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last known contact
address was Brussels, Belgium/Africa?

2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a
person at a commercial bank?

3-Can you establish your eligibility to assume status of next-of- kin
to the deceased?

It is very important to us that you inform us immediately whether or
not you are familiar with this personality that we may continue or put an end to this communication with you. You must appreciate that we are at this point constrained from providing you with more detailed information.

Please respond to this e-mail ( crest_c@consultant.com (crest_c@consultant.com) ) as soon as
possible to assist us in quickly closing this investigation.
Thank you for accommodating our inquiry.

Regards,
Eric Morgan

[Lupin]

So lucky to get snagged with false claims.:D I'd feel flattered too.:lol2:

[nickmcmechan]

eh....is there a possibility this is genuine for you

there have been a large number of cases in the uk publicised lately where very wealthy bachelors / spinsters have passed away with no wil

firms of solicitors (lawyers / sharks) then go on a goose chase looking for the nearest realtive they can prove a link with.....

whats in it for these firms - they take a commission (normally 5-10% of the estate) for the find, on behalf of the estate....if several firms are involved they will actually negotiate terms with the found relatives!!!!!

what happens if no one is found - the government takes all the money, strips down the estate and fills up the Bank of England

these guys are expert investigators in a highly agressive and competitive industry

if 3 have contacted you, there may actually be a link

be very very careful about releasing details...if they are genuine then there is big bucks in it for them too and they will happily fly over (at their expense) to come and meet you!!!

pursue it tentatively, but have someone with a level head with you at all times

[Slappy*McFish]

Total con job. If I had a dime for everyone of these emails I've seen, I'd already be a millionaire.

[DarkSoul]

i get about 7 of these a day

[magakitty]

My ancestors came over from the British Isles in the 1600's on my dad's side, and my ancestors on my mom's side were here to meet the boat!!! I sincerly doubt that I am the closest living relative to anyone over there.


After several attempts to trace any of his relatives, I decided to source for a reputable and trustworthy person over the Internet Directory, hence I contacted you.


I'm in the Internet Directory as a reputable and trustworthy person?!?!?!?! Where exactly do you find the Internet directory? And how did they decide I was reputable and trustworthy? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[j_chicago]

I always mess with them. I have a email account at @kidsloveguns.com (I tell them I'm starting a non for profit that promotes gun use to children) and tell them I'm excited about this money I inherited/can earn and draw it out as I introduce new people to the scheme such as my lawyer "QD McGraw" and my business partner "C. Kent"

[magakitty]

I always mess with them. I have a email account at @kidsloveguns.com (I tell them I'm starting a non for profit that promotes gun use to children) and tell them I'm excited about this money I inherited/can earn and draw it out as I introduce new people to the scheme such as my lawyer "QD McGraw" and my business partner "C. Kent"

I love it... :rofl:

[Malefic23]

OOohhh.. now I'm gonna have to reply to the next one, and request the money be shipped in a large cardboard carton to "The brass cannon foundation for indigent and dis-reputable cats". And since I don't like making change, no denominations larger than a five dollar bill...

When they ask for my personal information, I'll reply my cell does'nt have a number on it, none of the ones in the maximum wing of Arkham do, but I still have a credit card number I can give them if I can get mommy's blood off of it enough to read.

[j_chicago]

:rofl:

[mee-mee]

Total con job. If I had a dime for everyone of these emails I've seen, I'd already be a millionaire.

Me. too...Kitty can ya ship some this way....

I even got one from a Captain supposedly stationed in Iraq, saying he wants me to help distribute the 25 mill the Military found in walls and then the money somehow disappeared, and he was one who helped move the money and he said he was on his death bed, and he wanted me to help him...so I emailed him back and he gave me another long shpeel and then he said I had to send him all of my personal info (even a pix of me), and I told him that he would have to send me all of the same info of him to me first and then maybe I would consider it...never heard back from him...hahahahaha...and I get those UK lottos all the time, and have even heard from sickly aristicrats (who couldn't spell worth a lick) and I just delete them...:thud: