If our forum was a newspaper

I think you have too much time on your hands

Nice

I think you have a fantastic sense of humour!

Great compliation!
Very funny
Applaud

FishyFry said:

One of the things I enjoy while reading the forum threads is taking the titles out of context... for example, what if the thread titles below were found in a newspaper? I found these in the first 10 pages of the Freshwater Forum. I bet you can find more in the other forums.

Business
Top level dilemma

World News
Poor little Bolivian

Health
Anyone had this before??
Terrible paracites
I need to join AAA
Need a common treatment for mouth fungus
breeding...............help!!!
gender????HELP
There are things moving around

Education
Cool schooling!

Finance
too much prime?
I feel stupid... "lost" 29G!

Fashion
Upper Stocking Limits
20G stocking
angel stocking

Sports
Cycling
What Temp is best for cycling
Neons vs. Cardinals
How long to cycle?

Crimestoppers
Who is the Killer? What to stock now?
Agressive Glowlight?
Who's the Biter?
Tank Temp shot up

Dining
How about these for live food

Pets
YAY just got a python

Psychology
Is there a such thing as too much light?
White clouds
My angels are here!!!!
what am i?

Classifieds
Free fish and bug infestation

Personals
My New guy
Question about flashing
Free forty gal legit?
Who will play nice?
show me your zoas

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very cute, I chuckled more than once! you should do this once a week, and make up a brief story or bi-line, and call it the acville news, lmao, should be a sticky.

Great idea judge.

From Newbie forum:

Daily Health
Recommendation on Medications
Eye illness or damage
Fungus
Crabs
body fungus please help
Disease
aww crap, I have bugs
Mystery death
white stuff
my cycle is confusing me

Personals & Advice
Which is right for me?
So many questions, I'm never right
Compatibility chart
It just keeps getting worse
Unsettling behaviour
All kinds of problems....please help

Those are great! I love JM's idea. Nice work Lady G.

Cichlid forum:

Sports
Jack Dempsey's Breeding
Dempsey thoughts
Angels and Cories
New Angels
How tough are Jags

Personals & Advice
Identity Crisis
I'm so excited
What am I
Sex of an Angel
Help! Whats going on with my Oscar?
Please help identify my new guy/girl
I want to add more Africans...please help
Am I going to be a Daddy
help I have babies
Will they live together
Are you involved
Can they go together
Angels and Convicts
New Chic pics
I did it again, why can't I stop
Needing a Male

Health
Shaking
Tricks to initiate spawning
Please help identify
To much protien
Female Krib with mouth trouble again
Sex
Darn it now I have the fever
Biggest ugliest hump

World News
umm...African v/s American
GBRs from Asia
Convicts and Houndurans will cross breed
Africans
Cubans spawning

Lost and Found
Look what I found
Play sand

Local News
Firemouth in Community
He beat her up!
Breeding Convicts
Baby Convict
Kribs
Buddy of mine is trying to breed convicts
Kribs breeding
Convict trouble

AA meetings
Problems with my JD

Pets/Exotic pets
Peacock I.D.
Jag Problem
Peacocks and Parrots
Yellow lab carrying
Cat or Dog
New Zebra Babies
Is my Ram sick
Yellow Labs
Rams strange sickness
Sick Jaguar

Obituaries
Death of an Angel
Help one of my kribs died

LOL :grinno:

So what do you do on your free time?