when you've had wee drinky and your on the forum....

[nickmcmechan]

....what do you think when you re-read your posts in the morning....?


and how long does it take you to type your thread.....(this one took me 5 minutes and i think my spelling is actually better)

[captaincaveman9]

WOW I'm impressed, I prefer to be in chat when I've had a few drinks

[Dixon]

i usually think am i going to get sacked.

[Reefscape]

i usually think am i going to get sacked.


:rofl: ... i know that feeling bruv !!!

[Lupin]

:rofl: ... i know that feeling bruv !!!
:lol: Calling Li!!!!:dance:

I don't drink but I do worry everytime my temper rises.

[J double R]

speaking of being drunk and posting.. that's usually me after 5pm my time.. every day


it's almost 1 am. :D

I will read this tomorrow and not remember it.. and that's fine by me! :D

[Debra Mark]

*sigh* I miss Sub and his durken postlings!

[J double R]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[125gJoe]

speaking of being drunk and posting.. that's usually me after 5pm my time.. every day


it's almost 1 am. :D

I will read this tomorrow and not remember it.. and that's fine by me! :D
That's the 'spirits' ! :D


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[Lady G]

That's the 'spirits' ! :D


________

LOL!!!

I learned not to drink and post in the Mafia game:lipssealedsmilie:

[jessicar613]

lol steve, yeah thk God I don't have a record of chat!! I've spent a lot of drunken nights there...

[DeputyChiefJR]

I do some of my best work in mafia games, oddly enough...it makes sense to me at least...

[Que]

Chat can be sooo much fun after a few, 4, 5 beers.

Q

[nickmcmechan]

Chat can be sooo much fun after a few, 4, 5 beers.

Q
we shoud have a 'drunken chat night'

[Dixon]

we shoud have a 'drunken chat night'


what you mean we usually dont.

[nickmcmechan]

what you mean we usually dont.
LOL, I must have been drunk ast time on chat!

[J double R]

lalalalalaallallalalaa.



:D

[J double R]

wow.. am i the only one who drinks on this site???!!?

perhaps i need to stop..


NAH!!!!

:D

[J double R]

night y'all... :D

[J double R]

time for a revival! ;)

[J double R]

one more for the team!


;)

[judgemax]

The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back
on all the wine I drink I feel shame.
Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards
and all of their hopes and dreams .
If I didn't drink this wine,
they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattere d.
Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this wine
and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you ar e tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ &n bsp;Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke < /SPAN> < /FONT>

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I gr ant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo T heory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, k ills brain cells. But naturally, it attack s the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!

[J double R]

TELL me youre not drunk at this time of day!

(if so, triple kudos to you! :D)

[judgemax]

TELL me youre not drunk at this time of day!

(if so, triple kudos to you! :D)

no, not yet, ..however, if you give me just another hour, ..maybe, just maybe:drool:


:cheers: its almost 5 here anyway! :lipssealedsmilie:

[Dwarf Puffers]

LOLZ, awsome thread, this :grinyes:

[captaincaveman9]

HEHEHEHEHE I'll be drunk in an hour :D

[J double R]

no, not yet, ..however, if you give me just another hour, ..maybe, just maybe:drool:


:cheers: its almost 5 here anyway! :lipssealedsmilie:

sweetheart.. we're in the same time zone ;) but i'm still at work.. no worries, i'll be drunk by 7 :p:

[judgemax]

sweetheart.. we're in the same time zone ;) but i'm still at work.. no worries, i'll be drunk by 7 :p:

you'll have to drink fast to catch up! ..:silly:

P.S. i know we are in the same timezone, it was just a friendly reminder, ..;)

[Rbishop]

Hmmm, I am drinking for tomorrow...

[judgemax]

Hmmm, I am drinking for tomorrow...

Hell, i am still drinking for yesterday, lmao !:idea:

[judgemax]

so, i think, i am officially allowed to post here now; )

[Sploke]

A Boozer's Tale

I never drink beer on a Monday,
Cos Monday's the day fer mi health
An' the wife's got me countin' them units,
I've just got to take care o' miself
So I merely have wine wi' mi supper,
An' just the one litre OK?
Then a rather large rum in mi coffee
An' I calls that mi sensible day

I never drink wine on a Tuesday,
Cos Tuesday's mi weightwatchin' club
It's the day when I eat nowt but cabbage,
The day I don't go much fer grub
Now a diet demands plenty fluid,
Summat light an' completely fat-free
So I've chosen that strong German lager
An' I just have five pints wi' mi tea

I never drink lager on Wednesday,
Cos Wednesday's the day fer mi jog
It's tracksuit an' trainers at mid-day
Then I'm off up the road wi' the dog
First stop's at the Globe fer some Guinness,
Three swift ones'll get me to grips
Then I carry on round to The Shepherds
Fer three more an' a burger an' chips
I make sure that I'm suitably rested,
Then I sprint back to our garden wall
In a time of under twelve minutes,
An' it's four 'undred metres an' all

I never drink Guinness on Thursday,
Cos Thursday's mi day to relax
I likes to sit out in t' back garden
In mi brown zip-up cardie an slacks
After lunch I might stroll by the river,
Breeze in at the Fisherman's Drop
Where I lounge on the terrace all lordly,
Sippin' shandy, but beawt any pop
Then cos I've been good through the day like,
She'll allow me to waver a smidge
So mi evenin's spent watchin' the footy
Wi' a few packs o' Boddies from t' fridge

I never drink Boddies on Friday,
Cos Friday's mi night on the razz
An' we meet in The Firkin at seven,
Owd Nodger an' me an' Fat Baz
Oh The Firkin's a beer-drinker's heaven,
Wi' fifteen real ales from the jug
An' we start wi' the ones in the tap-room
An' we works our way round to the snug
By midnight we're all talkin' gubbins
An' we're off fer a curry up town
But there's summat not reyt about curry
Cos I never seem t' keep the stuff down
We 'ave a good laugh wi' the waiters,
An' Baz moons his bum fer a joke
Then I'm home fer a nightful o' passion,
Cos I'm known as a passionate bloke

I never do much on a Sat'day,
Cos Sat'day's mi time fer a think
Cos me an' the wife are not speakin' today,
I'm a drunken, fat pig an' I stink
So I sit near the lavvie pretendin'
That really I'm feelin' just great
But I'm goin' right off that Indian food
If it leaves me in this bloody state
It's later I make the decision,
On my forty-third trip to the bog
There's only one thing cures an upset like this
An' they call it the 'air o' the dog
I ring Nodge an' Baz on mi mobile
An' both of 'ems likewise in pain
So we're back in The Firkin at quarter-past-six
An' we do it all over again

I never say Firkin on Sunday,
Cos Sunday's mi day to repent
I'm ashamed of all o' that boozin' I've done
An' all o that money I've spent
I begs the wife fer forgiveness
An' I promise I'll alter mi ways
An' she gives me a kiss an' a cuddle,
Like she did in our newly-wed days
We watch Songs of Praise on the telly,
Then a nice pot o' tea an' some cakes
An' I swear now I've climbed up the ladders,
I'll never slide down any snakes
But it's borin' on telly on Sunday,
An' I can't say I'm ever impressed
So I 'ave a walk out round the village
An' stop off at the Collier's Rest
Now the beer's a bit crap in The Collier's
So I leave an' pop round to The Swan
Where I flatten a shed-load o' Tetley's
An' I'm bloody well back to square one

So I never drink beer on a Monday,
Cos Monday's the day fer mi health
An' the wife's got me countin' them units
I've just got to take care o' miself

[nickmcmechan]

very good, very 'north england'

[The Zigman]

AM I readin this correctly !?!? yo guys only booze it up at night? Heck I cant type at all when I'm straight...

[J double R]

some of us can't defend the country very well intoxicated. ;)

[J double R]

hmm... DRINKIN! ;) im glad there's a search function.

[J double R]

update.. OBLITERATED.

[xDetroitMetalx]

Wow, now I know why I like this site.

[j_chicago]

Welcome to civillian life JRR!!!

[J double R]

one more week, J.. one more week. :)

[j_chicago]

Ah...your just trying to get your tolerance back up then...eh?

[J double R]

you'll never guess who's been drinking again..:(

[xDetroitMetalx]

So I <3 Jager and picked up this new German liqour named Schwartzhog that just got legalized in the states. It's pretty rough stuff with a citrus like after taste. I very much prefer Jager strait.

However, I just mixed it with Jack D and Coke and wow... I enjoy it as much as Coke and Rum. I also learned in contains Hog Root which to the natives was believed to woo a loved one in your arms (or bed).

[Sploke]

I'M GOING FISHING TOMOROROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[125gJoe]

I'M GOING FISHING TOMOROROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFishing?

Where~at?

I'm going Sunday somewhere near the coast of Florida. :D

________

[J double R]

i'm waiting on the call from sploke to see if we're fishing for real or not, and i think my BAC still qualifies me to post in this thread. :D

[J double R]

definitely had a few :)

[captaincaveman9]

A few? so how was fishing?

[Sploke]

it was good, we tried out a few different places, caught some bait-sized fish...

[Sploke]

DO NOT WANT

[emptywallet]

hmm well seems like all the fun post you older people have and considering that my mom is alergic to alcahol i wont be drinking...def

[c4cat]

OH JEEZ, what a terrible thread, you should all be ashamed *cough* JRR *cough* CCM *cough* Sploke!!!....i would never get drunk on AC :grinyes:

[BadDogsPa]

I am ashamed of all of you,feel free to empty your homes of all your alcohol by dropping it off at my house. I will dispose of it in a timely manner,for this reason i must take a month off work to end this situation.

[J double R]

OH JEEZ, what a terrible thread, you should all be ashamed *cough* JRR *cough* CCM *cough* Sploke!!!....i would never get drunk on AC :grinyes:


;)

[judgemax]

I am ashamed of all of you,feel free to empty your homes of all your alcohol by dropping it off at my house. I will dispose of it in a timely manner,for this reason i must take a month off work to end this situation.

I don't know if i could allow you to take on that task alone, ..why don't i help you!!:)

[Lady G]

I am ashamed of all of you,feel free to empty your homes of all your alcohol by dropping it off at my house. I will dispose of it in a timely manner,for this reason i must take a month off work to end this situation.


I don't know if i could allow you to take on that task alone, ..why don't i help you!!:)

I would sacrifice myself and help too, I would like to do my part in helping AC and it's members!

[judgemax]

i think, i am qualified to post here:) now i need to meander to the user group, or bed, ..which ever strikes my fancy first! !

[j_chicago]

oh yeah, theres a new social group as of last night, mod'ed to prevent promoting it to tykes

[Lady G]

i think, i am qualified to post here:) now i need to meander to the user group, or bed, ..which ever strikes my fancy first! !
HI Jmax!!! I think I qualify also!

[J double R]

oh yeah, theres a new social group as of last night, mod'ed to prevent promoting it to tykes

consider it duly moderated ;)


consider me slightly inebriated. (did i just spell that? OH YEAH!!!)

[j_chicago]

consider me slightly inebriated. (did i just spell that? OH YEAH!!!)


I had to google it, had a few as well....

[FireDancer7905]

Hurray for The Captain! Gotta love those rum 'n cokes on the last day 'o school! Ymmuy!!! llo!

[J double R]

Ymmuy!!! llo!


ROFLMOA!!!

[j_chicago]

If you like Captain Morgan, try Sailor Jerry, taste the same, but usually cheaper and instead of 70 proof, its 90. Normal booze, like vodka and whiskey is usually 80, rum is usually 65-70 proof.

[FL22]

ROFLMOA!!!

I wouldn't be laughing too much there guy...:p:

[J double R]

:D fun fun!

[jm1212]

you could run your car on that

[Alan R]

The mods may cite you with a PUI

[Hooked Newbie]

The mods may cite you with a PUI

Been there, done that... even got a T-shirt! :D

[J double R]

what's the BAC for that?

[Hooked Newbie]

.24 I believe...

[J double R]

uh oh... i think i'm screwed tonight then...

[jimeezlady]

:D fun fun!

Seriously?? What if your MOTHER saw that... :rolleyes:

[J double R]

Seriously?? What if your MOTHER saw that... :rolleyes:

i dunno, what if you DID see, it, MOM....


:banher: :silly: :grinyes:

[Hooked Newbie]

:rofl:

[jimeezlady]

I'd probably *smack* you for NOT sharing... just like I always have. :p: http://pages.prodigy.net/jimeez/_uimages/lmao.gif

[Hooked Newbie]

I'd probably *smack* you for NOT sharing... just like I always have. :p: http://pages.prodigy.net/jimeez/_uimages/lmao.gif

Do I need to report domestic abuse?! NM... anyone smacking Jon is alright in my book! :grinyes:

[J double R]

hey! not fair! mom's not drunk!

[jimeezlady]

Who sez? spel chek iz my friend... http://pages.prodigy.net/jimeez/_uimages/cheers.gif

[J double R]

you're not on MSN...

[jimeezlady]

Do I need to report domestic abuse?! NM... anyone smacking Jon is alright in my book! :grinyes:

Nah...but you might want to ask him WHY I stopped using wooden spoons. :rolleyes:

[Hooked Newbie]

OMG... LMAO... I'll be sure to tuck that question away!

[J double R]

cuz she beat me with one, and BROKE it..



and then i laughed at her.


:D

[Hooked Newbie]

I figured that you got splinters that got infected...

[J double R]

nah, i'm tough buddy. no splinters. :p:

[Hooked Newbie]

nah, i'm tough buddy. no splinters. :p:

Never met a "tough" Sonar Tech, but maybe the new profession makes up for it...

[J double R]

Never met a "tough" Sonar Tech, but maybe the new profession makes up for it...


watch it, i might be drunk, but i have friends!

[J double R]

this thread shall never die! ;)

[nickmcmechan]

this thread shall never die! ;)

i take the credit for starting it and enriching your life jrr!!!

[J double R]

life as i know it has been enriched! ;)

[Que]

Never met a "tough" Sonar Tech, but maybe the new profession makes up for it...

That depends on what your definition of tough is... buddy boy.

ST3Q

[Rbishop]

tubers..you guys crack me up...

[jpappy789]

this thread shall not die!!!! hehehehehehe

:D:D:D

Wooohoo!

[cam191919]

pap, let sleeping dogs die


**cam scurries away from the crazy drunkards**

[LeahK]

**cam scurries away from the crazy drunkards**

**Leah doesn't read all 10 pages of this thread, but thinks this all sounds fun, so scurries TOWARD the crazy drunkards.**