for those who have daughters

[Coral Keeper]

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement,
job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: __________________________________________________ ___________
__________________________________________________ ___________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
_____ ______ _______________________ __________________________________

__________________________________________________ __________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? &nbs p; &nb sp; &n bsp; __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________

__________________________________________________ ____________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________

____________________________ ______ ___________ _________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________

__________________________________________________ ____________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend __________________________________________________ _

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________ ______ _________ _________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

__________________________________________________ ____________

C: A woman's place is in the:

__________________________________________________ ____________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

__________________________________________________ ____________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

__________________________________________________ ____________

__________________________________________________ ____________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

__________________________________________________ ____________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______ ________ ____

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


__________________________________________________ _______
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi &n bsp; & ; nbsp; State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing

[Coral Keeper]

This goes along with the other one.
Daddy's Rules for Dating

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Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, --- without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to ---, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[scootrnerd]

love it, i am printing some copies for future use!

[grannylvsfish]

me to!! I have major issues of boys calling for my 13 year old non stop. drives me nuts.

[scootrnerd]

me to!! I have major issues of boys calling for my 13 year old non stop. drives me nuts.


step one get scissors
step two cut phone cord

cell:
step one get hammer
step two smash phone
:grinyes::grinyes::grinyes:

[grannylvsfish]

step one get scissors
step two cut phone cord

cell:
step one get hammer
step two smash phone
:grinyes::grinyes::grinyes:

step one. took away her cell phone last week !
. step two, i go where she goes. :grinyes::grinyes::grinyes:

[scootrnerd]

lmao mine is only ten and its starting already. i got to hurry up and tom boy her up

[grannylvsfish]

lmao mine is only ten and its starting already. i got to hurry up and tom boy her up

:lol: :grinyes::grinyes::grinyes::grinyes::grinyes: good luck!

[jflng]

I have already decided that my daughter will become a nun, so I shouldn't have to worry about this.
:thumbsup:

[scootrnerd]

dude i cant stare at your avatar it hurts my eyes! lmao

[SpockthePuffer]

LOL I'm happy my dad had two girls to deal with before me so he wasn't a nutcase with me! My poor older sisters had a lot of crap to deal with though, you fathers, you *need* to calm down! ;) The more you stop them, the more they'll rebel, at least that's what I've witnessed :D

[j_chicago]

Those and Rodney Atkins' "Cleaning This Gun," makes me wish I had a daughter instead of a son (well, there's always next time, but I'll love me son the same).

[jflng]

dude i cant stare at your avatar it hurts my eyes! lmao

You callin my daughter ugly?:banhim:



















;)

[j_chicago]

You callin my daughter ugly?:banhim:


lol, I think he just means freaky, perhaps in a good way?

[jflng]

lol, I think he just means freaky, perhaps in a good way?
You callin my daughter freaky?:banhim:




















;)

[scootrnerd]

You callin my daughter ugly?:banhim:






















;)
the picture i see has four eyes and two mouths:silly:

[j_chicago]

You callin my daughter freaky?:banhim:


I'm saying he might find your daughter freaky....

I find her freaking ugly













:lipssealedsmilie:

[jflng]

You guys are harsh. It's a good thing she's not my daughter.

[ITHURTZ]

Punishment didnt work on my sister. Started running away at the age of 14. Shes 18 now has a kid and works partime at arbies and the father is a highschool drop out. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[the fox]

Well im not dating your daughter!

[J double R]

Punishment didnt work on my sister. Started running away at the age of 14. Shes 18 now has a kid and works partime at arbies and the father is a highschool drop out. HAHAHAHAHAHA

what's wrong with being a highschool dropout? :) some of US make mistakes.

[jflng]

Punishment didnt work on my sister. Started running away at the age of 14. Shes 18 now has a kid and works partime at arbies and the father is a highschool drop out. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I take it you don't care for your sister, and wish her all the worst in life.

[grannylvsfish]

Punishment didnt work on my sister. Started running away at the age of 14. Shes 18 now has a kid and works partime at arbies and the father is a highschool drop out. HAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, sounds like my life. I wish I had buckled down and kept at my school work, I would be a great nurse today.
I find if you keep your kids buisy, I mean into sports, and all kinds of after school stuff there far less distracted to get in trouble. my 13 year old is 5'9 and I always wanted to get her interested in basketball. nope she refused. no sports for her, so I got her involved in " getting involved with teen programs geared for " no drugs, teens for a bright future that kind of stuff. my boys, gee I hope I can get them into all kinds of sports!!

[mostlycichlids]

what's wrong with being a highschool dropout? :) some of US make mistakes.

:iagree:

I dread thinking about my daughter getting that age. I feel sorry for any guy that hurts my daughter in any way thats all I got to say! I guess only time will tell.

[The Zigman]

Punishment didnt work on my sister. Started running away at the age of 14. Shes 18 now has a kid and works partime at arbies and the father is a highschool drop out. HAHAHAHAHAHA


Thats the place where pirates Love to eat!!

ARRRRGGGHHHBY's!!!!

[grannylvsfish]

:iagree:

I dread thinking about my daughter getting that age. I feel sorry for any guy that hurts my daughter in any way thats all I got to say! I guess only time will tell.

some 16 year old was emailing my girl and telling her he loved her, she was his baby and calling her. making plans to meet :eek::eek::eek: I niped the computer in the bud, took the phone and called the boy........ lets just say he is still scared and his myspace says....... I am so scared right now LOL! he better be. he flattered this poor girl, so I flattered him.... well not really. but I hear thru the grape vine he is sticking close to home!!! God help the boy who plays with my girls heart. oh and yeah, she is close to home to!!! I just enrolled her in piano... she better play a better tune then the one she was playing with him!!! and I enrolled her in a private school !! ( now where to get the cash to pay for it :eek:

[kuhliloach]

Aren't boyfriend-girlfiend relationships a natural thing that's supposed to happen in life at some point?

[scootrnerd]

Aren't boyfriend-girlfiend relationships a natural thing that's supposed to happen in life at some point?

yes at the point where she is out of school and my house!

[Nolapete]

My daughter is about to be 14 and her mother doesn't get why I don't want her to date yet. Her mother, very naive and sheltered, is married to a guy who was sheltered as well. Thus, they swing the opposite direction and give my daughter way too much freedom.

On the other hand, I was having sex with my 14 year old girlfriend when I was 17. I'm not proud of it and had I known now, I would have realized what I was taking from her that she could never give to whomever she ended up marrying.

My daughter isn't naive and we've had very open conversations, but since she turned 13 she's rebelled against being close to me and embraces her mother and step father since they let her do whatever she wants with no boundaries.

I think I'll just have to tell any prospective bf's, "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." Even though, I've never even been arrested. LOL

[grannylvsfish]

Aren't boyfriend-girlfiend relationships a natural thing that's supposed to happen in life at some point?
yeah, at some point!!

yes at the point where she is out of school and my house!
:lol; yeah you got that right!!!

[grannylvsfish]

My daughter is about to be 14 and her mother doesn't get why I don't want her to date yet. Her mother, very naive and sheltered, is married to a guy who was sheltered as well. Thus, they swing the opposite direction and give my daughter way too much freedom.

On the other hand, I was having sex with my 14 year old girlfriend when I was 17. I'm not proud of it and had I known now, I would have realized what I was taking from her that she could never give to whomever she ended up marrying.

My daughter isn't naive and we've had very open conversations, but since she turned 13 she's rebelled against being close to me and embraces her mother and step father since they let her do whatever she wants with no boundaries.

I think I'll just have to tell any prospective bf's, "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." Even though, I've never even been arrested. LOL

exactly!! what is taken can not ever come back. I have had talks with my girl since she has been little, the gift that is only given once is virginity) and what little and big boys want. she is beautiful ( see her picture in the Autism thread) I have raised her to know right from wrong, but boys really do want one thing, not all but most let there penis do the talking. boys are boys, I understand. I just want to help her into woman hood with out the middle man ( penis) yet :grinyes:

[grannylvsfish]

Aren't boyfriend-girlfiend relationships a natural thing that's supposed to happen in life at some point?

by the way, how many daughters do you have? and how old are you if you do not mind me saying?
funny thing is, we change from everyone is doing it to....... not with my daughter you don't!!!:devil:

[jpappy789]

exactly!! what is taken can not ever come back. I have had talks with my girl since she has been little, the gift that is only given once 9 virginity) and what little and big boys want. she is beautiful ( see her picture in the Autism thread) I have raised her to know right from wrong, but boys really do want onee thing, not all but most let there penis do the talking. boys are boys, I understand. I just want to help her into woman hood with out the middle man ( penis) yet :grinyes:

:lipssealedsmilie::lipssealedsmilie:

[scootrnerd]

I think I'll just have to tell any prospective bf's, "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." Even though, I've never even been arrested. LOL


i have and i got no problem going back

[Nolapete]

My daughter was on MySpace until I found out that some guy she met through a rl friend was messaging her with stuff like, "If we were together, I'd be all up on you." I messaged him back and said, this is her dad. If you contact my daughter again, I'm going to be all up on you.

[Coral Keeper]

My daughter was on MySpace until I found out that some guy she met through a rl friend was messaging her with stuff like, "If we were together, I'd be all up on you." I messaged him back and said, this is her dad. If you contact my daughter again, I'm going to be all up on you.
I like the last sentence!!

[StereoKills]

All I can say is thank god I have a son. AND another 10 years before I have to tell him to keep it in his pants.

[j_chicago]

Yeah, after hearing this stories, I switch my stance. Glad I too was blessed with a son. If the second born is a girl, I'll appreciate my underage son watching out for those punks when they're under 18.

[Cory Keeper]

could wind up having a daughter like my sister, she has made it plain as day that she won't be having sex till shes married (she is 16 btw). I probably won't kiss a girl till we're married let alone sex with a girl.

Ought to print this out for my dad though, he'd get a kick out of it. I rather like the application part. May print it out for future use, hehe.

[Plecosterone]

Am I ever glad I have 2 boys. My freinds and family have girls and that is good enough for me. Just watching those little girls grow up and what they put their parents (especially the fathers) through makes me real glad my boys can bring girls home instead of my little girl being taken home.

[IceH2O]

I have twin daughters who will be 15 in May. (kind of ruins the twin fantasy for me huh)

My plan of action is to have a back wall of the closet plastered with pics of beat up teen boys. Then explain to the boy that I pay other teens to do my dirty work and that each pic is of a guy that made my girls cry,be it from breaking up with them or just saying something mean to them.

Then they will see a pic of the gun collection and the library of books on how to commit a murder without being caught.

I know how I was 20+ years ago and the way the world is moving I might even put GSP chips implanted into my kids with full surveillance to be able to see hear and shock anyone that touches them wrong.

[the fox]

Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.

[kuhliloach]

i respect the thought of people proctecting there children untill they are ready for the worlds people. But if you wait too long how are you gonna get grandchildren to bake cookies, tell old stories and nit sweaters for?

[grannylvsfish]

i respect the thought of people proctecting there children untill they are ready for the worlds people. But if you wait too long how are you gonna get grandchildren to bake cookies, tell old stories and nit sweaters for?

I have grand children, I am raising them!! my son thought it was his duty to impregnant some crazy girl and she spawned 3 times! problem is she never wanted the kids, just wanted to "feel and enjoy pregnancy" I thought I raised him to know right from wrong, to keep it in his pants and or use protection for many reasons. "I am making the cookies, I am paying for the school, the cloths and the life they should have had with decent parents. I have not seen either parent in 4 years...... there to buisy having fun. I have had these kids since they were brand new . adopted one still trying on the other...... yeah, cookies.... :wall: :wall: when is it my turn to do what I want?? Please !!

[grannylvsfish]

Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.

No one said they could not have a social life. theres sports, activities, so many things, were talking about keeping them from sexual activities and messing up there lives with complications of sex, and the consequences.

[Grins]

I have twin daughters who will be 15 in May. (kind of ruins the twin fantasy for me huh)

My plan of action is to have a back wall of the closet plastered with pics of beat up teen boys. Then explain to the boy that I pay other teens to do my dirty work and that each pic is of a guy that made my girls cry,be it from breaking up with them or just saying something mean to them.

Then they will see a pic of the gun collection and the library of books on how to commit a murder without being caught.

I know how I was 20+ years ago and the way the world is moving I might even put GSP chips implanted into my kids with full surveillance to be able to see hear and shock anyone that touches them wrong.

You might toss in a few comments about needing to email your mafia crew.

[IceH2O]

You might toss in a few comments about needing to email your mafia crew.

You looking to have a fish head put in your bed? Huh?

[Grins]

lol, that HAS to be one of the photos you hang up.

[PEMfish]

I have grand children, I am raising them!! my son thought it was his duty to impregnant some crazy girl and she spawned 3 times! problem is she never wanted the kids, just wanted to "feel and enjoy pregnancy" I thought I raised him to know right from wrong, to keep it in his pants and or use protection for many reasons. "I am making the cookies, I am paying for the school, the cloths and the life they should have had with decent parents. I have not seen either parent in 4 years...... there to buisy having fun. I have had these kids since they were brand new . adopted one still trying on the other...... yeah, cookies.... :wall: :wall: when is it my turn to do what I want?? Please !!

Doh!

The whole not letting her out your sight doesn't work. You will just see things you wish you didn't. lol

[kuhliloach]

Doh!

The whole not letting her out your sight doesn't work. You will just see things you wish you didn't. lol

LOL!

[janewalsh11]

just glad i have 3 sons,daughters would terrify me growing up.

[ITHURTZ]

Id I had a daughter i would run to mexico, providing if the NAU doesnt happen, then I cant run anywhere

[faun]

I have a daughter and a son if she is anything like i was when she gets to be a teenager its going to be really bad times. What comes around goes around. LOL.

[Nolapete]

Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.

You obviously don't have children.

[grannylvsfish]

Doh!

The whole not letting her out your sight doesn't work. You will just see things you wish you didn't. lol

I know, I can just pray and will continue to love and respect her.... but I wish there was a bubble you could put them into until 18 then send them off to conditioning school :lol:

[Squawkbert]

< graying hair, courtesy of 2 teenage daughters.

I have a nephew who's dating a girl who's family is of another religion. I'm not certain if it's that, or the fact she has an older, knocked-up sister, but my nephew is quite clearly not welcome in the girl's house.

[J double R]

Dads and mothers relax its just a part of life you can't have your children growing up with no social life.


raise a kid yourself and then come back. we'll see if you feel the same. ;)

[grannylvsfish]

raise a kid yourself and then come back. we'll see if you feel the same. ;)

:headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:

[OldManOfTheSea]

I raised my own kids and now im helping to raise my grandchildren, to which to some respect has me at some greater concerns. Not because im now with a granddaughter, but rather that times are getting harder as the decades roll on. That a college degree is a total must now a days. I'm sure that my granddaughter will not do something stupid for which today, teenage pregnancies are at their highest.

One time about maybe a year or so ago, I asked my granddaughter for a hug and kiss and she said NO!! I told her to remember to say no when she grows up and go out on dates. Actually at that time, my granddaughter was acting playful with me for she said no with the crack of a smile and even put her nose up into the air. LMBO

Those without kids, either your own kids or grandchildren, that without either of those, you couldn't possibly understand the headaches and heartaches that go with these kids :headshake2:

Buddy

[Sploke]

I think my dad had it figured out. Have copies of magazines like "american rifleman" and "handloader" and gun catalogues lying around and knives hanging on the walls. I used to love watching the guys' face when my sister brought a guy over. But, not looking forward to dealing with all that fun stiff when my daughter is a teenager. Ah well, "I'll probably be up all night, cleanin' this here gun" :D

[grannylvsfish]

I raised my own kids and now im helping to raise my grandchildren, to which to some respect has me at some greater concerns. Not because im now with a granddaughter, but rather that times are getting harder as the decades roll on. That a college degree is a total must now a days. I'm sure that my granddaughter will not do something stupid for which today, teenage pregnancies are at their highest.

One time about maybe a year or so ago, I asked my granddaughter for a hug and kiss and she said NO!! I told her to remember to say no when she grows up and go out on dates. Actually at that time, my granddaughter was acting playful with me for she said no with the crack of a smile and even put her nose up into the air. LMBO

Those without kids, either your own kids or grandchildren, that without either of those, you couldn't possibly understand the headaches and heartaches that go with these kids :headshake2:

Buddy

thank you!! I am also raising grand children. its hard, and I worry a lot to. my thirteen year old wants to be a surgical scrub nurse. working in surgery. she will need lots of college. where am I a single gramma going to come up with the money? and she is beautiful, I have boys beating down the doors, ( really bad :eek: they call, send notes, email her, DRIVES ME NUTS.

[OldManOfTheSea]

grannylvsfish, all you can do is talk to her while growing up and see that she understands that the most percentage with young boys is that when they reached a certain age is that their only concern is, who`s pants they will get into. Oh hell, I was no different in this, but that not gone on for far too long, for few boys do wise up in the ways of life, and are looking for something more then just a roll in between two (silk) sheets.

We need to give our trust that they will do the right thing, as my daughter had done. The weekend before getting married, we took a drive and she wanted to go a lone with me so that she could tell me something. She always known that she could tell me anything, no matter on what it was. But that day when we were going to go pick up her wedding dress, in which I had made for her. She begins to tell me that she wanted that I know that the man she was going to marry, was the only man she ever been with.

Now im sure, if this happened to you, you wouldn't had said anything different from myself. For I began to tell her that she is of age, that her private life is of her own and that no matter in what, if she been with hundreds or a few men or just one, that she would be careful not to mess up her major goal in life, to become a Orthodontist. Which one has to study hard for years and first go through regular dentistry studies.

So total trust is required with both of us with our grand kids, girls especially. For boys on the other hand, with make their minds up somewhere a long the way, the majority anyway. Already my granddaughter is a heartbreaker and is only now 5.5 years old with hair down to her waste.

Those with no kids, who have comment within the care to do with children, your remarks are what best to be known as, an outsiders opinion in which will have a total change of heart in your understandings to do with the care as far as children goes. That is once your children of your own.

The bottom line to my daughters saying about only being with just one man, has made me real proud of her in taking the proper responsibilities to their limits.

Buddy

PS. I wanted to add this story when my daghter was only 15 at the time:

Here is something that I will always remember. One night while my daughter was in her room studying, I heard her crying. I had to interrupted her studies then for which I felt that she required a talk. Her tears then were for that during while in high school, most the boys she tried going out on a date with, that after a cheese burger and movie, all they wanted was to hop in the back seat.

I'm sure grannylvsfish that if this happened with you, you have to come up with some clever means to what you tell her in response to that. Anyway, I asked her, now lets take this one step at a time. Now lets say that you meet this guy and he was everything wonderful, then the time came to when you get married with each other. Now everything is really great and then you start to have a few kids. Then lets say for shake of argument, that he turned out to be a "PUTZ".

I asked her, what then? What could you do about it? She said she would only been able to do is kiss his @

Then I began telling her, what would happen then if you follow through and complete your goal/desire to become a Orthodontist and he begins to behave like that, what can you do then? She said that she wouldn't need him then and could tell him where he could go.

She was thinking prior before my talk with her to only go for her dentist degree and not go all the way as she thought to do through the past years. It has put her back on the right track im happy to say. There was a woman in my life that told me that im aged to experience, beyond my own exportations as she put it.

[jflng]

I think my dad had it figured out. Have copies of magazines like "american rifleman" and "handloader" and gun catalogues lying around and knives hanging on the walls. I used to love watching the guys' face when my sister brought a guy over. But, not looking forward to dealing with all that fun stiff when my daughter is a teenager. Ah well, "I'll probably be up all night, cleanin' this here gun" :D

Excellent idea!




Those with no kids, who have comment within the care to do with children, your remarks are what best to be known as, an outsiders opinion in which will have a total change of heart in your understandings to do with the care as far as children goes. That is once your children of your own.


So true.
You guys just wait till you have kids of your own. I guarantee you'll want to eat the words you posted here.

[OldManOfTheSea]

jflng, You better do something about your avator, its making me dizzy :crazy::yuck::barf:




:perv:

[soonerfan121]

With a 15, 11, 9, and 6 year old all girls I'm thinking iron chastity belts till they hit 30!!

[zzyzx85]

haha...I find the form and rules amusing. Of course, I would be in trouble on the form for having access to a van...

I thought I was going to be boiled alive when I went snowboarding with my friend and she dislocated her shoulder the weekend before classes resumed. Luckily, her parents know me well enough to trust me. We went out for a movie during the summer and didn't get back til 2AM; and I'm still alive. Her dad has a vintage Mustang like I do and is a retired engineer so he's kind of looking out for me, making sure I do the right things on my career path.

But on the ride back to my house to pick up her car, he sort of hinted indirectly that I wasn't going to be getting closer until I get an internship or co-op.

And I've been trying for a position ever since :).

[dixienut]

there's not a lot anyone can do to stop this it's all in the mind of the girl,..i always had a higher respect for myself not to fall for all those stupid lines of boys and to be their play toy, that is what keeps girls out of trouble,

but my sister was just like the majority of the stupid girls believing that the guy loves them, but now my daughter is now 14 and unfortunataly she has the wrong personality, the kind that will do anything for attention, and the only thing that is stopping this is a little weight, and being out in the country and she don't go anywhere..unless i'm there..

tough but thats life, when she get her own house etc then she can go date, but not around me.. i know whats up.. they are not entitled to date or go out or hang out etc. parents need to start being parents, but when you live in close towns and citys it's going to be tough. i wish you well...

[Grins]

With a 15, 11, 9, and 6 year old all girls I'm thinking iron chastity belts till they hit 30!!


I would need to be on Xanax if I had 4 daughters. :eek:

[grannylvsfish]

grannylvsfish, all you can do is talk to her while growing up and see that she understands that the most percentage with young boys is that when they reached a certain age is that their only concern is, who`s pants they will get into. Oh hell, I was no different in this, but that not gone on for far too long, for few boys do wise up in the ways of life, and are looking for something more then just a roll in between two (silk) sheets.

We need to give our trust that they will do the right thing, as my daughter had done. The weekend before getting married, we took a drive and she wanted to go a lone with me so that she could tell me something. She always known that she could tell me anything, no matter on what it was. But that day when we were going to go pick up her wedding dress, in which I had made for her. She begins to tell me that she wanted that I know that the man she was going to marry, was the only man she ever been with.

Now im sure, if this happened to you, you wouldn't had said anything different from myself. For I began to tell her that she is of age, that her private life is of her own and that no matter in what, if she been with hundreds or a few men or just one, that she would be careful not to mess up her major goal in life, to become a Orthodontist. Which one has to study hard for years and first go through regular dentistry studies.

So total trust is required with both of us with our grand kids, girls especially. For boys on the other hand, with make their minds up somewhere a long the way, the majority anyway. Already my granddaughter is a heartbreaker and is only now 5.5 years old with hair down to her waste.

Those with no kids, who have comment within the care to do with children, your remarks are what best to be known as, an outsiders opinion in which will have a total change of heart in your understandings to do with the care as far as children goes. That is once your children of your own.

The bottom line to my daughters saying about only being with just one man, has made me real proud of her in taking the proper responsibilities to their limits.

Buddy

PS. I wanted to add this story when my daghter was only 15 at the time:

Here is something that I will always remember. One night while my daughter was in her room studying, I heard her crying. I had to interrupted her studies then for which I felt that she required a talk. Her tears then were for that during while in high school, most the boys she tried going out on a date with, that after a cheese burger and movie, all they wanted was to hop in the back seat.

I'm sure grannylvsfish that if this happened with you, you have to come up with some clever means to what you tell her in response to that. Anyway, I asked her, now lets take this one step at a time. Now lets say that you meet this guy and he was everything wonderful, then the time came to when you get married with each other. Now everything is really great and then you start to have a few kids. Then lets say for shake of argument, that he turned out to be a "PUTZ".

I asked her, what then? What could you do about it? She said she would only been able to do is kiss his @

Then I began telling her, what would happen then if you follow through and complete your goal/desire to become a Orthodontist and he begins to behave like that, what can you do then? She said that she wouldn't need him then and could tell him where he could go.

She was thinking prior before my talk with her to only go for her dentist degree and not go all the way as she thought to do through the past years. It has put her back on the right track im happy to say. There was a woman in my life that told me that im aged to experience, beyond my own exportations as she put it.

Awsome post!!! I read this to my daughter.

[Nolapete]

With a 15, 11, 9, and 6 year old all girls I'm thinking iron chastity belts till they hit 30!!

Titanium!!!

[J double R]

kryptonite!

[Nolapete]

kryptonite!

Superman is a fictional character, so I doubt he'll be attempting to ravage our daughters.

[jojo22]

I found the perfect solution. I have trained my 70 Lb male Pit Bull to put his mouth on the crotch area on the command "Hold 'EM". so after giving this command while my daughter is changing I simply explain to any prospective "boyfriend" that if my daughter "sees" it my dog WILL "bite it off". I feel that this will be more than enough persuasion to "keep it in their pants"

[ITHURTZ]

haha, hope your dog doesnt get that urge when your sleeping!

[jojo22]

He stays out and about in the house to scare off any potential intruders. My bedroom is off limits at night.