Hahaha, then you will be able to do NOTHING like 99% of the Mac users I support. I have a Mac Pro as well as a 17" Macbook Pro.. both SUCK like no tomorrow. Cool design for their hardware.. but crap OS.. "but you can run parallels" is always the arguement.. so buy a $500 Dell then if you want to run Windows.. I also have 12 PCs at my house.. and I will take a PC over a Mac any day of the week. Then there is always the "macs are virus free BS". No they are not, I have dealt with 3 Mac virus's that infected the entire campus at the college I work at in a matter of minutes. Where as I, on a PC, haven't got a virus or anything else malicious since I loaned out a 5-1/4" floppy disk to a friend back in 1991 and got a copy of the Michaelangelo virus on the disk when it was returned. It just comes down to having basic knowledge on how to properly use a computer and properly surf the internet.
Heck, I have built MANY $200 Macs out of PC parts and just installed OSX on those and threw them in the face of the Mac freaks I work with. Side by side comparison the $200 PC beat the $3000 Mac on a lot of things, Photoshop being the biggest suprise to Mac owners.. and if it didn't, it was so close to be unnoticable to the user.
Right now, I am typing this on a 6 year old PC, 3Ghz, 2GB Ram, 2TB hard drive space and I have XP/Vista/Server 2008/OSX 10.5x/Ubuntu all installed on this PC via VMWare and can pick any OS I want in my virual environment and you know what the PC cost me, $500 back in 2002.