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Reddog80p
03-31-2008, 9:40 PM
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Idaho were listening to
the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the
good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through." The good wi fe wen t out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
BLONDES exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

J double R
04-01-2008, 7:17 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

avatar
04-01-2008, 9:38 AM
Oh jeez red....LMAO

tattoobaz
04-01-2008, 10:11 AM
haha rofl

Mgamer20o0
04-01-2008, 10:52 AM
lol red your going to get heat for this one

jpappy789
04-01-2008, 4:08 PM
haha! thats funny!!!!!

Lady G
04-01-2008, 4:37 PM
LMAO!!! You are sooooo lucky I find the humor in these jokes!!!

jpappy789
04-01-2008, 5:42 PM
Or what G?

Slappy*McFish
04-01-2008, 6:09 PM
lol

Debra Mark
04-01-2008, 6:54 PM
lol...nice one red!

Lady G
04-01-2008, 7:30 PM
Or what G?

Or I may have to use my "powers" for evil against him LMAO!!!!!!!