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The Zigman
05-07-2008, 12:56 PM
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in
the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.

Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th,
three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
:hitting:
Bitsy
05-07-2008, 12:59 PM
LMAO!! :laugh:
Rbishop
05-07-2008, 2:10 PM
Well, did you get any good buys while at Home Depot?
The Zigman
05-07-2008, 2:17 PM
Well, did you get any good buys while at Home Depot?

I forgot what I went there for!!
VT_Chris
05-07-2008, 2:41 PM
hahaha that was good, pretty creative
Madcrawdad
05-07-2008, 4:13 PM
The good news is that you may be able to recover your wallet(s)... I heard on the news today that the cops cracked a ring of transvestite thieves targeting men at Home Depot. Your lucky day!
Rbishop
05-07-2008, 4:23 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
The Zigman
05-07-2008, 4:30 PM
The good news is that you may be able to recover your wallet(s)... I heard on the news today that the cops cracked a ring of transvestite thieves targeting men at Home Depot. Your lucky day!

Hummm. Weird coinsidence! these were women..
Rbishop
05-07-2008, 4:31 PM
How could you tell for sure...?
SchizotypalVamp
05-07-2008, 4:37 PM
"Well maybe THIS time the hot girls just find me unbearably attractive...no? Maybe this time..."
The Zigman
05-07-2008, 4:39 PM
How could you tell for sure...?

cuz they was purdy, and they smelled good too!
Slappy*McFish
05-07-2008, 7:04 PM
lol
J double R
05-07-2008, 8:39 PM
i had to circulate this one at work... LOL
kj5kb
05-07-2008, 10:18 PM
2 20-21 year olds, huh? Around here it'd be more likely to be ONE 40 year old...not that that's so bad, mind you...
Easydoesit
05-07-2008, 10:39 PM
lmao
Mgamer20o0
05-08-2008, 12:10 AM
dang i going to the wrong home depot....... mine is empty they can have it...... good trade.....
J double R
05-08-2008, 12:34 AM
2 20-21 year olds, huh? Around here it'd be more likely to be ONE 40 year old...not that that's so bad, mind you...

to each their own ;)
eroomlorac
05-08-2008, 10:21 AM
That is very funny.
mr.key
05-08-2008, 10:25 AM
nice
catfish69hunter
05-08-2008, 10:25 AM
Man i wish youd be able to tell that whole joke on here its so much funnier when you here what happens in the car ride.
excuzzzeme
05-08-2008, 1:15 PM
Hmmmmm - think I need to make a run to Home Depot. I need to lay some wood in my backyard around the pool.
krytan
05-08-2008, 3:06 PM
:rofl:
The Zigman
05-08-2008, 3:09 PM
Hmmmmm - think I need to make a run to Home Depot. I need to lay some wood in my backyard around the pool.


You want to lay some wood, you really dont need to, right?
Rbishop
05-08-2008, 5:25 PM
:nono:
Coral Keeper
05-08-2008, 7:13 PM
LMAO!:rofl::rofl:Where do you live and to what home depot do you got to? LOL