lyric contest lolz

[unvmyplecos]

can you type the lyrics to any hip-hop song? if you can do it w/o listening to song you might win. the person who types the longest song with 99%+ acuracy wins....(you git bonus points if you can sing it lolz^^ (post vid then give link here) Good luck......

[unvmyplecos]

bumps you meaniez

[kuhliloach]

does it have to be hip hop?

[Bk718]

with todays foul mouthed hip hop it would go something like this


**** *** * this *** *** ***** is ***** *** kinda * ******* pointless ******

[keithnj]

no my man -your just listening to the wrong stuff !you gotta listen to the real hip hop- with the positive influence and the story telling- not that trash that the media subjects us to over the airwaves -one love-

[Bk718]

ehh ill just stick to rock..

[Inka4040]

here's an easy one everyone should know:

It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine, salt and pepa and heavy d up in the limousine, hanging pictures on my wall, every saturday, rap attack mr magic marley marl. I let my tape rock till my tape pop, smoking ___ and bamboo, sipping on private stock, way back when i had the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match. Remember rapping duke? the ha the ha, you never though that hip hop would take it this far. Now i'm in the limelight cuz i rhyme tight, time to get paid blow up like the _______. Born sinner, the opposite of a winner. I remmah (it actually is remmah listen lol) when I used to eat sardines for dinner. Peace to raw g brucie b kid capri, funk master flex, love bug, starsky. I'm blowing up like you thought i would, call the crib same number same hood, it's all good.

chorus: You know very well, who you are, don't let them hold you down, reach for the stars, you had a few, but not that many, cause you're the only one... i give you good and plenty

i made the change from a common thief, to up close and personal with robin leach. and i'm far from cheap, I smoke _________ with my peeps all day, spread love it's the brooklyn way. the moet and alize keep me tipsy, girls used to diss me, now they write letters cuz they miss me. i never thought it could happen, this rapping stuff, i was too used to packing gats and stuff. Now honeys play me close like butter play toast, from the missisippi down to the east coast. Condos in queens, indo for weeks, sold out seats to hear biggie smalls speak.. living life without fear, putting 5 carats in my baby girl's ear. Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool, considered a fool because i dropped out of high school. Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood, but it's still all good. and if you dont know, now you know ______

chorus:

super nintendo, sega genesis, when i was dead broke man i couldn't picture this... 50 inch screen money green leather sofa, got 2 rides, a limousine with a chauffer. Phone bill about 2g's flat, no need to worry my accountant handles that, and my whole crew is lounging, celebrating every day, no more public housing. Thinking back on my one room shack, now my mom pimps an ac with minks on her back. and she loves to show me off of course, smiles every time my face is up in the source... we used to fuss when the landlord dissed us, no heat, wondered why christmas missed us. birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we're thirsty. Dam right I love the live i live, because i went from positive to negative... and it's all.... and if you dont now now you know _______

chorus:

i can put up most of Jay Z's and Biggies discography if need be lol

[Chill]

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

[Lady G]

HAHAHA!!! Dr. Seuss I can do!!

One fish, two fish, red fish blue fish
Blue fish, black fish, old fish new fish.
This one has a little star
this one drives a little car
Say what alot of fish there are.
Yes, some are old and some are new
some are red and some are blue
some are sad and some are glad
and some are very very bad.
why are they sad and glad and bad

[keithnj]

her we go yo here we go yo so whats the whats the scenario
hey yo bo knows this and bo knows that but bo dont know jack cuz bo cant rap what do u know the leader is first up to bat no batteries included and no strings attached no holds barred now its time for move making got to get the bread so i can bring home the bacon but the brothers fronting saying that the tribe cant flow but we have been known to do th impposible like broadway joe so sleep if you want and i will help ypu gets some z's troop but heres the real scoop im all that and then some short dark and handsome bust a nut in your eye then ill tell you where i come from im vexed im fuming iv had it up to hear my days of paying dues are over acknowledge me im in there head to the border go get a taco iv been rapping from jump street and beaming from the ghetos so sit back relax and let yourself dont sweat what you hear just act like you know.

[j_chicago]

Left foot, left foot
Right foot, right
Feet in the day
Feet in the night
Wet Foot
Dry Foot
Low Foot
High Foot
Front Feet
Back Feet
Feet Feet Feet
How many different feet you meet!
Slow Feet
Quick Feet
Well Feet
Sick Feet
Up Feet
Down Feet
Here come clown feet
Small Feet
Big Feet
Here come pig feet
His feet
Her Feet
Fuzzy fur feet
In the house
and on the street,
how many different feet you meet!


From the abridged small version of the book, not the original full version, some words have been changed.

[Madcrawdad]

It's not really rap, but here's an oldie-but-goodie by Rosemary Clooney. I suppose if you scratched some records in the background, and yelled it into a microphone (all while tossing in a couple of offensive words, of course) it might sound like rap...:grinyes:

There's no business like show business like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know will fold, you may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold, let's go on with the show

The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy men because
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Get paid for what they do but no applause.
They'd gladly bid their dreary jobs goodbye for anything theatrical and why?

There's no business like show business and I tell you it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening nights
Smiling as you watch the theater filling, and there's your billing out there in lights

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose it, there's no attack
Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the show

(There's no business like show business like no business I know)
You get word before the show has started that your favorite uncle died at dawn
Top of that, your pa and ma have parted, you're broken-hearted, but you go on

(There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low)
Yesterday they told you you would not go far, that night you open and there you are
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star, let's go on with the show!!

[jpappy789]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ILOVEBETTAS]

Hiphop sucks. I'll do lyrics to like, Nirvana though :grinyes:

[Bk718]

Hiphop sucks. I'll do lyrics to like, Nirvana though :grinyes:
:headbang2::headbang2::headbang2::headbang2:

[ILOVEBETTAS]

Yeahyah, someone agrees.

[Lady G]

LOL...how bout this old one...OMG, the controversy it caused
------ tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young ______ got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

---- that ----, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk mutha--- with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

---- with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every ______ is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo

[Lady G]

HAHAHHAHA...how bout this one..I think one of the most annoying girl bands ever made, they actually played it on the radio today!!!:)

Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now dont go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha.

[keithnj]

too funny !!!i think i might of wet myself

[jpappy789]

HAHAHA G!!!

[j_chicago]

Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Did you stop? no -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and Im heading to the next block
That block was dead

[joander123]

i could proabably do more than you know =).

Hip-hop sucks now, but it used to be good.

[unvmyplecos]

T_T
ok ok i edit for you all......... (mainly g but......i not want to say that cause ill git hit via computer screen.......)

[unvmyplecos]

"Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb" then i wish i was envy =(

[unvmyplecos]

now its can you type a guns n roses song lolz

[Chill]

might be hard to get a GNR pass the edit/bleep function but they are certainly a marked improvement over hip hop.
GNR:headbang2::headbang2::headbang2:

[Chill]

This one is actually a Stones cover but it's the one I know all the words to

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made **** sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game...



I could go but the sun's shining in the window and I'm going go enjoy it

[unvmyplecos]

i love that song.... very good

[The Zigman]

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl that looked good,
I would call her,
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat, that was 6 foot four...

now I'm still drivin this hatch back,
I got an 8-track...

[unvmyplecos]

i disagree with that statement....

[The Zigman]

I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

[unvmyplecos]

now theres some good music for me