...You might be a saltwater aquarist

Andrew225

Andrew225

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Jun 26, 2007
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Okay, so, everyone's seen Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" Jokes. Thoguht it might be funny to see what a few people out here could come up with.

Thought of this two (Finding nemo based, no less!) this afternoon:

If you have finding Nemo because everyone thinks it would be so original to name your clownfish nemo!...You might be a saltwater aquarist.

If you are mad at Pixar for finding Nemo, despite it's great reviews, becuase you know that, if two clownfish are mated and one dies, the other automatically becomes femaale...And nemo's dad stayed male....You might be a saltwater aquarist!
 
if you go to the beach, and swim by fish and you think "i wonder if they'll fit in my tank".......you might be a saltwater aquarist
 
If spending two hours of your Sunday morning armpit deep it saltwater sucking out red slime with turkey baster seems completely normal....
 
if you stare at your tank so much you are starting to get salt creep in your hair/ you stare at your tank so much your family regularly questions your mental well-being
 
You might be a salt water aquarist if you have 50 gallon trash bins sitting in your living room...

You might be a salt water aquarist if you buy fish or coral that costs more than a new pair of contact lenses...

You might be a salt water aquarist if your Saturday morning routine takes you to three or more Local Fish Stores...
 
you spend more money in one month on your aquarium than you do on rent.

you spend more time watching your tank than you do your new big screen tv.


of corse this isnt me :naughty:
 
If you take, download, and send photos of rock, you are without question an aquarist!

If you find yourself storing worms, phyto, shrimp, and
God knows what other live creatures in your fridge, you just might be an aquarist.

If you feed your fish and corals a more complete and balanced diet than you do yourself, you just might be an aquarist.

If you find yourself freezing two liter bottles of water in really hot weather, you just might be an aquarist.

If the best fan in the house is used to cool your tank, instead of cooling the inferno that is your bedroom, you just might....
 
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