Do not take your fish into the bathroom with you!!

[pinkertd]

Read on men.....

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

[faun]

OMG, that is seriously funny in a bad way, lol.

[nx2ured]

I just don't understand how that happened!

[FL22]

Wow, what a freak story. One thing...I love reading the comments on the story. Super funny!

[melissa3]

Whaaaaaat the......? Why?! And, most puzzlingly, how??!?!

[Squawkbert]

:: crosses pinkertd off friends list ::

Just joking - but Ouch. Not what I needed to see while eating breakfast.

[SubluxT7]

I...have....no.......comment......except.....Bwaha haha! Something tells me he purposely stuck it up there:liar:

Subluxt7

[Hooked Newbie]

:eek:

The cruelest Betta bowl ever!

[J double R]

whaat? ii take my fish to the bathroom with me all the time.

[Reefscape]

whaat? ii take my fish to the bathroom with me all the time.


LOL....I dont want to know your outside of AC activities Jon...... :silly:

[mostlycichlids]

O ouch....WTF that gives me the chills.

[Mr.Midas]

1.5cm?! :| that would be slightly on the uncomfortable side

[Madcrawdad]

Ouch... that's why I always set my fish on the bathroom window sill when I use the toilet.

[excuzzzeme]

After the removal of the fish the boy's symptoms disappeared, but he was subsequently sent for psychiatric counseling.
HAHAHAHAHA! OH Mommy it hurts to pee. . . . . . . . ..:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Zigman]

Oh come on... Does anyone believe that the fish swam up there? I know my uretha isnt big enough for a betta to enter... gimmie a break.

This should be in the National Enquirer or something...

keep the fish on the window sill... HA! good one!

[NeonFlux]

Sick...

[wataugachicken]

"slipped" my butt.

what a freak. i hope the removal hurt like heck. that'll teach him. if ya wanna play with yourself, little 14 year old weird kid, find ways that 1. do not harm other living creatures and 2. do not end with you winding up in the hospital and making international news.

ya nut.

[cam191919]

ha, weirdo

[crashlee916]

I dont see how its possible... really.

How could a fish live and breath inside someone's bladder.....??


I agree with The Zigman on this one

[crimsonmoon]

hm the first comment for the story summed it up quite nicely...although i don't quite believe that actually happened lol it just doesn't seem possible

[Bk718]

1.5cm + the kid being 14. Aint no way in hell did he stick that thing up his urethra.
Just physically impossible, even the urinary catheters they use in hospitals are only 8mm (.8cm) and thats for adults, children size is even smaller.. I call it a fake.
Unless ofcourse he had experience from before with sticking things up there and slowly stretching it out lol

[Inka4040]

LMAO, or therapy and a sound beating.

[cam191919]

ugh, that sounds like the most painful thing ever. things were meant to come out of ther, definitly not the other way around

[Lupin]

whaat? ii take my fish to the bathroom with me all the time.
TMI, Jon.:lipssealedsmilie:

[kuhliloach]

this remindes me of the candiru



Attacks on people

"This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the vulva, anus, or even the penis—and deep into the urethra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] Though there have been documented candiru attacks on humans,[8] there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged there for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself.

The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2-7 mm wide column of fluid. However, there is a case where the victim claimed that the fish jumped while he was urinating from the bank of a river. They are also probably not attracted to pure urine.[4] It is believed that they are only able to enter a human urethra when it is expanded during urination.[8]

A traditional cure involves the use of two plants, the Jagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. It is thought that these two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish.[9]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

[Lupin]

The only difference is it was not a candiru.lol

[Slappy*McFish]

Good thing it wasn't an Oscar.

[Bk718]

he shouldve used a khuli loach.. wouldve went down easier.

[Lupin]

he shouldve used a khuli loach.. wouldve went down easier.
:lipssealedsmilie:

[chazsgirl]

OK... WHAT IN THE WORLD! That was the craziest thing I have ever seen! I have no words for that!

[kuhliloach]

he shouldve used a khuli loach.. wouldve went down easier.

did you mean up?

[cam191919]

A traditional cure involves the use of two plants, the Jagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces)

:rofl::laugh::rofl::laugh: