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Alan R
09-20-2008, 4:00 PM
feel free to add your own.
obviously these aren't mine. They are all random pictures that people have found funny enough to email to me.

Redneck swing
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000401.jpg

Redneck cooler race (you can tell she is a true redneck. Notice how she is making not spilling her beer or dropping her smokes a priority?)
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000432.jpg

Redneck defrost
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000463.jpg

Redneck toilet paper holder
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000494.jpg

Redneck camper
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000525.jpg

Redneck motorcycle carrier (maybe photo shop?)
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000556.jpg

Redneck revenge
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000587.jpg

Redneck side car
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000618.jpg

Redneck office chair
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT000649.jpg

Redneck ice fishing
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT0006710.jpg

Redneck swamp buggy
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT0007011.jpg

Redneck limo
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image003.jpg

Redneck jet ski
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image004.jpg

Redneck deer hunting
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image005.jpg

Redneck jacuzzi
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image006.jpg

Redneck golf cart
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image007.jpg

Redneck theme park ride
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image008.jpg

Redneck ATV carrier
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image010.jpg

Redneck house boat
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/redneck_wild_image011.jpg

Bk718
09-20-2008, 4:05 PM
Their pools are the best
http://dacdac.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/redneck-pool.PNG
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dan_richard13/redneck-pool.jpg

How do you heat a redneck pool??
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-06/redneck-pool-heater-grill.jpg

Alan R
09-20-2008, 4:30 PM
Haha. the saddest part is I have actually done that first pic with my P/U when i was 18. got a bunch of girls in bikinis and rode around town. the worst part was i only had a 1/2 ton truck. i bet the frame was sitting on the axle lol.

Alan R
09-20-2008, 4:34 PM
I use Gmail, so i was searching my archive for redneck email.

This one was sent to me as "How to spot a Redneck Hunter with a DUI conviction"

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/gareptilenut/ATT04720.jpg

cam191919
09-20-2008, 8:45 PM
ha, redneck jet skiing is really fun, and redneck houseboat looks like my next big project. i might have to go around and take some pics of my own, iv seen some pretty redneck things around here

Alan R
09-20-2008, 10:06 PM
I have never done the redneck jet skiing. HOWEVER, the last big snow we had here about 5 years or so i took the hood off of an old car I had just to drive to work and back, tied it to the back of my Jeep with a long rope and viola! Instant redneck Jeep powered sled! it was a blast. there wasn't much paint left on that hood at the end of the day though.

cam191919
09-20-2008, 10:29 PM
done that too. durin the wet season, ya tie a wake board to a atv, go find a nice ditch, instant fun.

ya know whats the best, tieing a matress to an atv, holding on, and going around in a field. its a lot more fun than it sounds

and jumping off a golf cart into a matress that someones holding up. again, funner than it seems

12 Volt Man
09-20-2008, 11:26 PM
the redneck jaccuzi pic reminds me of an old joke about how does a redneck build a jaccuzi?

he farts in a rain puddle :)

DAVIDFBT
09-20-2008, 11:43 PM
I want to do something I saw on a certain MTV show. I want to wear roller skates on my knees and wheels on my toes while holding onto the axle of a small wheel. A human tricycle. I can run up hills and cruise down them. :grinyes:

Woofy
09-20-2008, 11:54 PM
i was actually going to request this thread as an idea ;) good job :D

J double R
09-21-2008, 1:31 AM
I want to do something I saw on a certain MTV show. I want to wear roller skates on my knees and wheels on my toes while holding onto the axle of a small wheel. A human tricycle. I can run up hills and cruise down them. :grinyes:



speaking of MTV... remember the debut of a certain show? the shopping carts? yeah.. did it.. GREAT fun... lots of injuries. LOL

DAVIDFBT
09-21-2008, 1:37 AM
^ :rofl:

They should have done this.

My friends and I drilled a hole in the front of a skateboard, attached one end of a 20 foot rope to it and the other end to a bicycle. We went down a hill, my friend turned to a street, but the turn was so tight, the wheels locked and I flipped over like 20 times before I stopped at the curb. Then when it was my turn, I took him through some haggard bushes and over curbs. He couldn't sit down properly for about a week after that. :)

Alan R
09-21-2008, 1:51 AM
Aw this these posts are really bringing back memory of my younger days. Those were the good ol' days. :grinyes:

J double R
09-21-2008, 2:15 AM
yes they were... now things break too easily.. LOL

Alan R
09-21-2008, 2:16 AM
:rofl: They certainly do, plus gravity just doesn't seem to be as friendly as it used to.