Never ending story

[Sweetheart]

I thought it would be alot of fun to play this new game. I'll start and the next person to reply has to go along with the story and add little by little.

Once upon a time there was a king that lived in Far Far Away. And......

[Slappy*McFish]

...he lived happily ever after. The End.

[jm1212]

:thud:

[J double R]

ROFLMAO

:grinyes:

[Reefscape]

I thought it would be alot of fun to play this new game. I'll start and the next person to reply has to go along with the story and add little by little.

Once upon a time there was a king that lived in Far Far Away. And......


...he lived happily ever after. The End.


:thud:

Well, that killed it !!!!



:popcorn:

[paperdragon]

Once upon a time in the wondrous town of ACville, Sweetheart created a king. He was a happy king, ruling justly o'er his tiny realm. But then, not very long after his creation, the malevolent Fish-slapper of Darkness murdered him. It was a cold and brutal death, and Sweetheart's heart was filled with ponderings of vengeance....

[Slappy*McFish]

...as she lived happily ever after. The End.

[paperdragon]

Epilogue:

The Fish-slapper of Darkness was struck down by the Great and Powerful Li in an act of Mod. Grateful, the citizens of Acville rejoiced.


:P

[Slappy*McFish]

lol...sorry, I couldn't resist.

[paperdragon]

Hehe, don't worry, there's still 6 or 7 stories left to write here, that all end the exact same way, with the same villain in each one even though he was supposedly killed in the last one.

I feel a movie deal coming on...

[kayla25690]

This one time....... at band camp......
ROFL!!!! SORRY... HAD TO!!!

[The Zigman]

I met a girl named Helga, who played the Tuba...

[J double R]

and all the beautiful women fell in love with JRR....

[AquaGem]

She had a mustache but he didn't mind ;)

[kayla25690]

He also didn't mind that she has arm pit hair!!!!

[AquaGem]

and didn't shave her legs!

[kayla25690]

And had hairy toes

[J double R]

he just slipped nair into her body wash.....

[kayla25690]

after slipping nair into her body wash, She says she doesn't bath but once a week, and she still had 4 days to go

[AquaGem]

but she didn't shower anyway!

lol you beat me to it ;)

[kayla25690]

Then when she smiled she was toothless

[AquaGem]

so her voice sounded funny but he thought it was cute

[kayla25690]

not only cute, he thought her manly looks and voice were Sexy... he just couldn't resist her hairy but shapely legs......

[kayla25690]

ROFLOL!!!!!

[AquaGem]

hehehe or that she was a body builder and her veins stuck out. She picked him up, literally, and took him to lunch. He wiped away the bits of food that got stuck in her 'stache.

[kayla25690]

During lunch she got everything on the menu.... And ate with her hands... he thought that was Hot!!!

[AquaGem]

He licked the barbecue sause from her fingers ;) Her tuba will smell like it for days...

[kayla25690]

After he licked her fingers he realized she had just got finished scratching her arm pits...

[AquaGem]

He liked the two flavors together, and used one of her armpit hairs to floss his teeth.

[Sweetheart]

after he was flossing, she asked him to get dirt from under her long toenails.

[rinmouse]

he lovingly gave her a pedicure, then decided to give her a romantic massage. As he rubbed her broad shoulders, he noticed a giant, enormous pus filled zit on her back. He couldn't help himself, it just kept staring at him, begging him to pick it.... until finally he just couldn't take it any longer, and squeezed. The pustule ruptured and he gasped in pleasure as she grimaced...

[AquaGem]

She turned to him with a wink and said, "How about I return the favor?"

[Slappy*McFish]

...and they both lived happily ever after. The End.

[paperdragon]

...Ok, in this instance Slappy, I'm going to have to say...


Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!