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alleykat0498
01-20-2009, 4:16 PM
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.Can you please help?
Sincerely,
*Sheila

Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem,it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Walter*

stezatois
01-20-2009, 4:47 PM
lmao

AquaGem
01-20-2009, 4:51 PM
LOL for a minute I was afraid it was going to say the daughter was 15 or something...

BadFishPa
01-20-2009, 5:06 PM
How many guys are checking to make sure there wifes car runs ok now...

rocker92
01-20-2009, 5:08 PM
How many guys are checking to make sure there wifes car runs ok now...:headshake2::headshake2::headshake2: :lol::lol::lol: :eek::eek::eek:

alleykat0498
01-20-2009, 5:12 PM
I'm checkin to see if any of my neighbors have 22 year old daughters...

Dwarf Puffers
01-20-2009, 5:12 PM
Sounds like what someone else posted on the repost of the kid smashing the fish tank... Except the husband wasnt in his wife's clothes this time :lipssealedsmilie:

J double R
01-20-2009, 5:20 PM
I'm checkin to see if any of my neighbors have 22 year old daughters...


if they do, let me know... i'm PMing you my number now.


:evil_lol:

Hooked Newbie
01-20-2009, 5:40 PM
What am I missing here? It looks like pretty good advice to me. :thm:

ChrisK
01-20-2009, 5:41 PM
lmao

Weezer
01-20-2009, 5:50 PM
:evil_lol: