Man, how sick is THIS???

[Mokomon]

And how sick am I to wonder how she's done such everyday things like brush her teeth, comb her hair, open a jar, & most importantly,

WIPE???????????????????????????????


*freakin dies* :eek: :omg:

[AquaGem]

That scares me! It's turning yellowy brown at the ends... How does she practice nomal hygiene!?!?! Nevermind!! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!

[leeser28]

eeeeewwwwwwwww :werd::yuck:

[jackiomy]

Ewwwwww

[noodles62]

That's just disgusting! She must have serious arthritus and hand deformities from holding those monsters up for years! :barf:

[nickmcmechan]

imagine trying to do a gravel vac in a heavily planted with them

[Mokomon]

Here's the actual story
She was in a car accident :(, and they BROKE!!


OUCH!!

*dies again*



Woman's record-length fingernails broken in crash

Thu Feb 12, 9:14 pm ET
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090213/capt.b8ae109857f4429b9af74f0ab4ce9a34.long_nails_b roken_utsal101.jpg?x=213&y=319&xc=1&yc=1&wc=273&hc=409&q=85&sig=rLUmFgDuabMe_n6KSzx8Qw-- (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Salt-Lake-County-Sheriff-Office-Salt-Lake-City-Lee-Redmond/photo//090213/480/b8ae109857f4429b9af74f0ab4ce9a34//s:/ap/odd_long_nails_broken)AP – Lee Redmond shows off her fingernails, which are about 30 inches long in Salt Lake City, Aug. 8, 2006. …



SALT LAKE CITY – A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.
Redmond's nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness Web site, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches.
Salt Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Don Hutson says Redmond was ejected from an SUV in the crash and taken to the hospital in serious condition.
Redmond has been featured on TV in episodes of "Guinness Book of World Records" and "Ripley's Believe It or Not."
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[jojo_nature]

That scares me! It's turning yellowy brown at the ends... How does she practice nomal hygiene!?!?! Nevermind!! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
Maybe somebody did it for her :perv:

[Mokomon]

Me thinks someone would have to do EVERYTHING for her!

Really, how would you even use your hands???


Unfreakinbelievable

[excuzzzeme]

Looking at those hooks makes me think she uses them as an excuse to never lift a finger to help out. (pun intended) Just another excuse to be lazy.

[Mokomon]

*nods*


I'm at a loss here.
I just DON'T get it

[xsdbs]

Here's the actual story
She was in a car accident :(, and they BROKE!!


OUCH!!

*dies again*



Woman's record-length fingernails broken in crash

Thu Feb 12, 9:14 pm ET
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090213/capt.b8ae109857f4429b9af74f0ab4ce9a34.long_nails_b roken_utsal101.jpg?x=213&y=319&xc=1&yc=1&wc=273&hc=409&q=85&sig=rLUmFgDuabMe_n6KSzx8Qw-- (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Salt-Lake-County-Sheriff-Office-Salt-Lake-City-Lee-Redmond/photo//090213/480/b8ae109857f4429b9af74f0ab4ce9a34//s:/ap/odd_long_nails_broken)AP – Lee Redmond shows off her fingernails, which are about 30 inches long in Salt Lake City, Aug. 8, 2006. …



SALT LAKE CITY – A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.
Redmond's nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness Web site, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches.
Salt Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Don Hutson says Redmond was ejected from an SUV in the crash and taken to the hospital in serious condition.
Redmond has been featured on TV in episodes of "Guinness Book of World Records" and "Ripley's Believe It or Not."
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wonder if they were insured? can you imagine her trying to blow her nose?

[Mokomon]

I cannot imagine her doing ANYTHING!!

[bettagurl]

Wow, what a waste of her life... Can't imagine spending my life growing out fingernails... Ridiculous.

[Bubbles2112]

I'll bet the yellowed fingernails are from smoking. Icky.....:silly:
She was ejected cuz she couldn't buckle her seatbelt....:lipssealedsmilie:

[Kashta]

You have a point there, Bubbles. If she'd been buckled in, she wouldn't have been ejected.

[bettagurl]

Bet she didn't have much of a love life...

[CatsMeowww]

She was in a car accident :(, and they BROKE!!

Aaahhahahahaha. :laugh:

[xsdbs]

Bet she didn't have much of a love life...
yeah, can't see her holding...... ewww, the thought just ran chills down my spine

[jpappy789]

gross

[cam191919]

She was ejected cuz she couldn't buckle her seatbelt....:lipssealedsmilie:

she probably couldnt drive that well either :perv:

[KatelynC]

There's a guy with really long fingernails as well. Its not hygenic IMO. ucky.

[12 Volt Man]

well, at least she'll never be caught picking her nose in public..

[Mokomon]

She'd have to stand 30 inches away from herself to pick her nose


<------Still totally grossed out

[kj5kb]

You have a point there, Bubbles. If she'd been buckled in, she wouldn't have been ejected.

Lets just hope she wasn't DRIVING !!!!

She looks awfully skinny...must have trouble eating.

I remember a cashier in a Military Clothing sales store with 4" nails..I thought THAT was wrong...so wrong that I remember it over 20 years later.

[kj5kb]

OK...at least she wasn't driving. Couldn't cut her freakin NAILS to care for hubby tho???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1144563/Woman-longest-fingernails-world-breaks-car-crash.html

"Mrs Redmond, who once turned down £60,000 to have them clipped on live TV, has now lost her claim to fame.
In 2006 she said she was ready to cut her nails so she could care for her husband, who suffers from Alzheimer's.
However she changed her mind, insisting that the nails did not interfere with her husband's care - indeed, that they did not impact her daily life much at all.
She did have to care for the nails daily, soaking them in olive oil and cleaning them with a toothbrush.
And when, in previous interviews, she was asked the inevitable question about how she goes uses the bathroom, she replied: 'Very carefully'. "

[Mokomon]

I had a dream, er, nightmare about this last night
It still floors me