Post your favorite quotes, witty sayings, blurbs here!

[Blueiz]

Here are two of mine.

Life is what you make it, everything worth having comes at a price, the only question is what price are you willing to pay. --Me

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.-Einstein

[paperdragon]

"If I ever get elected and the press contacts you, don't say anything! (...) I have ways of keeping you from talking" - one of my brothers

[duke33]

A fishing pole is, a stick with a hook on one end and a fool on the other.

[Hooked Newbie]

"The stupid shall be punished".... My first COB (Chief of the Boat).

[swinneyw]

a fisherman is a jerk waiting for a jerk

[Vicious_Fish]

"I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap". - Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang.

[petluvr]

"the truth hurts":)

[duke33]

If you want something done right, do it yourself. (classic)

[Sploke]

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." - Steve Prefontaine

"The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win." - Sir Roger Bannister

"The only true way is to marshal the ferocity of your ambition over the course of many days, weeks, months, and (if you could finally come to accept it) years. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials." John L. Parker.

"He ran because it grounded him in basics. There was both life and death in it; it was unadulterated by media hype, trivial cares, political meddling...it was all joy and woe, hard as a diamond; it made him weary beyond comprehension. But it also made him free." - John L. Parker

[Sploke]

Oh yeah and this one's always a classic

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt

[littlerodia]

"Trouble is like toothpaste. It starts with a T, ends with an E, and if you look around long enough you can usually find some in the bathroom!" - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

[Cheech]

"what could possibly happen"... Got me in trouble a few times, but for the most part it's been worth using this quote as a guideline on making decisions in my life.

[noodles62]

Here is one I have on my email signature line....I try to remember this every day...

"Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming".....

[Kashta]

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

[jackiomy]

"Learn to tell the difference between what you can control and can't. Life will be easier."

I have a sign on my door that says this and I read it every day before I go to work.

[Turbosaurus]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;


that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain


Of course my favorite is my signature-

[Kashta]

"Teach a man to Search and he'll find for a lifetime, give him a link and he'll keep asking dumb-*** questions!"

[crimsonmoon]

my sig :D

[StarStruck8]

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
-buddha


Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
-buddha

[Kashta]

If you cannot change your mind, how are you so sure you still have one?

- Chinese proverb

[crimsonmoon]

ooh i like that one kashta

[Kashta]

Oh thanks... me too.

[Jaykit]

"Whatever floats your boat."
"Life isn't fair, get used to it."

[msjinkzd]

"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction"- Pablo Picasso

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king" - Tom Waits

[Sploke]

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
-Albert Einstein

"Life's hard, then you die."
-My father-in-law, usually in response to someone complaining about something.

[msjinkzd]

"Life's hard, then you die."
-My father-in-law, usually in response to someone complaining about something.

:lol:

[Coler]

Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using one in a fruit salad.

[DrNo]

Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using one in a fruit salad.

Love this one Coler! Well done...

[Nora]

the more I know, the more I know I don't know


variations on a theme:
the only person you have to live with is yourself
the only person you have to be able to look in the eye is the one in the mirror

[Kashta]

"I had words with my wife, and she had paragraphs to say with me"

[LeahK]

Do we in our time have an answer to the question of what we really mean by the word "being"? --Martin Heidegger

[luckydud13]

Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm until it goes out, set the man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[fsb72]

My mother in law has told me a few.

I'm still HOT but now it comes in FLASHES.....:mad2:

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I am my Mother after all.....:girl:

Don't **** me off.I am running out of places to hide the bodies....:devil:
( my fav) MuWuHahahahahahahahahahaha!
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:

My greatest fear is that there is NO PMS and this is my Personality....:swear:

I would live life in the fast lane...........but I'm married to a speed hump....:banher:



Just some of but later I 'll post some more..:eek:

[Kashta]

LOL.. those are great.

"If you can not answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names."

~ Elbert Hubbard

[PuppyFluffer]

Stupidity should be rewarded with pain and suffering.
my husband.

(So, when he (mildly) cut his finger on the table saw, I calmly asked him if he was in pain and if he was suffering. He said "Yes, and I was STUPID too!" (Irony of this is that he's hugely safety minded.)

[Star_Rider]

I may be fat, but your ugly... I can go on a diet.

;)

my brother use to say(while shopping at COSTCO)

"you can never have too much toilet paper"

[dixienut]

( my fav) MuWuHahahahahahahahahahaha!
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:

that should be in stone , great:lol::rofl::laugh::nilly::rofl::lol:

[crazyryceman]

"Life is a team effort"- my football coach's late father


"Women, you can't live with them, you can't have heterosexual sex without them"-3rd Rock from the Sun

[Catpicklesdog]

Hindsight is a wonderful thing!!

[Kashta]

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual.

"You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second."

"Why would I come in second?" the brow-beaten husband asked.

"Because you're an idiot!"

[Jakezori]

look at my sig =)

[Hurley]

"Make it a great day!" - Not sure who came up with it but my Dad said it every morning before we left for school and it's become words I live by.

"Whatever floats your bubble."

[Mgamer20o0]

[247Plants] 10:28 am: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

[BoCoMo]

Never argue with an idiot, from a distance no one can tell which person is the idiot

[gotglock]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

[BigFishKeeper]

'' if I had eight hours to cut down a tree i'd seven of them sharpening my axe...''
-Abe Lincoln

[SubRosa]

If the truth hurts it's only because you're living a lie.