OMG I did it AGAIN!!!! Help please before I get FIRED!!!!

[kjr928]

Being that today is April Fools Day, I thought it would be funny to put a CLEAN sanitary napkin into the coffee filter at work. Then after a while it would come out brown, and people would be horrified!!! Can you think of anything more hilarious than that???

Anyway, someone DID pull out a brown wet sanitary napkin and they freaked out. I got caught because I was hiding around the corner laughing so hard I was crying. They reported me to HR and now I have to have a meeting with them tomorrow because of my harmless antics. What should I say? What is WRONG with this place I work at!?

Looks like the joke's on me...

[Bubbles2112]

did you pee on your desk yet????

[kjr928]

did you pee on your desk yet????
I would never do something that immature.

[coach_z]

:popcorn:

[BoCoMo]

I would never do something that immature.

LOL :lol:

[shawnhu]

Deny it. They have no proof that you did it.

On a side note, that's pretty disgusting, clean napkin or not.

[kjr928]

It's not disgusting. It's clean.

Hence: "SANITARY" napkin.

[noodles62]

On a side note, that's pretty disgusting, clean napkin or not.

Especially since they have chemicals/deoderisers in them! :barf:

[chefjamesscott]

If I might interject here

Personally drawn and quatered is a good descriptive, I just don't find that funny at all, I concour with the chemicals etc..

Now if it was a tea pot thats a different story :eek3::eek3::eek3:

[The Zigman]

these are the best you could think of?

[noodles62]

These pranks might work ok at Burger King or McDs but not in the real world, where the grown ups work....:lipssealedsmilie:

[catnipgal]

Its your word against theirs unless they have you on video camera placing the 'sanitary' item in the filter.

Do they have security cameras where you work?

[kjr928]

Good point - they have no video evidence. I will just continue to deny, despite multiple witnesses.

[catnipgal]

Did the witnesses only see you laugh?

Did the witnesses saw you place the 'evidence' in the coffee pot?

[VivaLaVics]

That is awesome! I work in an office for a manufacturing company with 4 other gals. Its just us 5 girls, and we're all up for a laugh so that prank would work PERFECTLY!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhhahahahahhahahahaahaa. *sigh* Too bad I use tampons.

[FL22]

Sanitary napkins have lots of alcohol in em! Just say you were trying to get everyone drunk!

[Sploke]

lol if someone did that here, I'd pee on THEIR desk

[petluvr]

Honestly did you learn NOTHING from the first time? I can see how a company wouldn't appreciate that at all. Had it been me I probably would have done a little more than report the incident to human resources but that is neither here nor there. I wouldn't deny the fact that you are in fact the culprit that only makes you seem less credibale and if in fact you are using company computers to make these posts, which I do not know if you are or not, then really it's useless to deny because you have already admitted to it. I hope that you do not lose your job but you also should remember that in todays economic climate really a person should be doing nothing to even take the chance at losing their job.

[Cheech]

Good point - they have no video evidence. I will just continue to deny, despite multiple witnesses.


your best bet. cut them off at every sign that they might accuse you by saying "it wasn't me"... And get totally annoyed and insulted to the ones who accuse you, especially the ones who caught you red handed.

[petluvr]

your best bet. cut them off at every sign that they might accuse you by saying "it wasn't me"... And get totally annoyed and insulted to the ones who accuse you, especially the ones who caught you red handed.
Classic case of guilty as charged when someone acts like that though.

[kjr928]

Honestly did you learn NOTHING from the first time?
No.


I wouldn't deny the fact that you are in fact the culprit that only makes you seem less credibale and if in fact you are using company computers to make these posts, which I do not know if you are or not, then really it's useless to deny because you have already admitted to it.
Yes I use these computers for entertainment. Maybe they are watching me RIGHT NOW.

[catnipgal]

Let me look into my mystery ball. I see a future for you in publishing. Writing a book called 1000 ways to lose your job!! lol

[beblondie]

it will be assimilated also

[BoCoMo]

You knew it was coming...

[catnipgal]

roflol.. bocomo!!

[kjr928]

No, I don't think they can fire me or punish me in anyway. I will sue and win. Know any good employment lawyers who will take the case pro-bono?

Also:
MOD12 = ........
FOR SURE.

[Cheech]

No, I don't think they can fire me or punish me in anyway. I will sue and win. Know any good employment lawyers who will take the case pro-bono?

Also:
MOD12 = MGAMER
FOR SURE.


i woudl totally ask Mgamer to represent you in the courts.

[Dwarf Puffers]

Maybe you should get Mg to use his h4x and turn your employers into pokemons :pikachu:

[Star_Rider]

I sure hope this whole post is a April fools joke..if it isn't you are toast.

[bettabrat]

Lame....next!

[kjr928]

i woudl totally ask Mgamer to represent you in the courts.

Hmm, he IS pretty diplomatic...

[Inka4040]

I would definitely fire you for doing that. Good luck!

[Arturo]

What goes around comes around. nough said.

[bettagurl]

With all the chemicals in a sanitary napkin, I certainly wouldn't do it, could make people sick... Though I do hope that you get off.
Learn from this, eh?

[yhbae]

This whole thing has to be a Fool's day joke... No? -_-

[chazsgirl]

that is totally hysterical but still very wrong, you could just as well get fired for that but if they have no proof then deny deny deny!!!

[unvmyplecos]

i personally think it was a very stupid thing to do. (should have put crazy glue on the back of the handle) But in all seriousness deny it

[beblondie]

the best April fools joke is not to actually play one but wish a coworker a good day
and just smile at them alot if done correctly they will be so paranoid at the end of the day the results should be hysterical.

[J double R]

i personally think it was a very stupid thing to do. (should have put crazy glue on the back of the handle) But in all seriousness deny it


:newbie:

[VivaLaVics]

the best April fools joke is not to actually play one but wish a coworker a good day
and just smile at them alot if done correctly they will be so paranoid at the end of the day the results should be hysterical.

Thats what I do. ACT like there will be a joke played on them. You have to get a few people in on it. They start thinking there is sharpie on their forehead! lol!

[kjr928]

that is totally hysterical but still very wrong, you could just as well get fired for that but if they have no proof then deny deny deny!!!
Yeah, I know. It really is hysterical!

[BuMbLeBeE69]

so what would have been the funny part of the joke had you not gotten into trouble?

[kjr928]

so what would have been the funny part of the joke had you not gotten into trouble?
The reactions of my coworkers when they pulled out a soggy brown sanitary napkin! HILARIOUS!!!

Help me think of other ways to sabotage my coworkers.

[High Waters]

#1 i would suggest honesty to HR. not pathetic lying.
if you open a lawsuit because you get fired im sure you will lose and i hope you need to pay their costs.

#2 i suggest never drinking or eating anything at work again. ever.

[kjr928]

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

:evil_lol:

[VivaLaVics]

LAME! LOL!

[kjr928]

LAME! LOL!
Yes that's true.

[Mgamer20o0]

good luck with unemployment..... you will be living in a van down by the river.

[johnnyxxl]

thats a good one I have put tampons in the coffee pot and in the fridge with catchup on it.