Fla_Larry
05-06-2009, 5:09 PM
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do we Park in Driveways, and Drive in Parkways
And most importantly......
why are there Braille controls on Driveup ATM's
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do we Park in Driveways, and Drive in Parkways
And most importantly......
why are there Braille controls on Driveup ATM's