View Full Version : Texting Speed
Kashta
05-10-2009, 1:17 PM
:goldfish: :goldfish: :goldfish:
Inka4040
05-10-2009, 1:18 PM
rofl
Fish-Addict
05-10-2009, 1:33 PM
im confused
maverickbr77
05-10-2009, 1:34 PM
i am confused as well
Kashta
05-10-2009, 3:54 PM
Okay, to the next 5 people who post in this thread.... PLEASE VOTE.
:thumbsup: YAY, go ahead... explain the joke.
Or....
:thumbsdown: NAY, don't tell them anything. Make them guess.
Dwarf Puffers
05-10-2009, 3:56 PM
:thumbsup:
Dwarf Puffers
05-10-2009, 3:57 PM
:thumbsdown:
Dwarf Puffers
05-10-2009, 3:58 PM
Confused now, aren't ya? ;)
crimsonmoon
05-10-2009, 3:58 PM
:thumbsup:
crimsonmoon
05-10-2009, 3:59 PM
Confused now, aren't ya? ;)
not really, your votes basically just cancelled each other out ;)
:laugh:
Kashta
05-10-2009, 3:59 PM
That means DP doesn't get it, either. :rofl:
(And no.. my posts don't count for this lil poll.)
Psst.. that was people, not post count DP.
Artemis JT
05-10-2009, 4:08 PM
yay!
justahannah
05-10-2009, 4:48 PM
nay!
crimsonmoon
05-10-2009, 4:51 PM
yay! tell us kashta!!!!!
couldn't agree more hannah ;)
Kashta
05-10-2009, 4:56 PM
This just in.....
crimsonmoon disqualified!!
For tampering with poll results.
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Current Standings:
1 Yay - Artemis JT
1 Nay - justahannah
Disqualified -> DwarfPuffers and crimsonmoon (Booo!)
crimsonmoon
05-10-2009, 5:00 PM
ROFL
dpenguinfish
05-10-2009, 5:41 PM
yay
crimsonmoon
05-10-2009, 5:59 PM
there we go!!! thats the 5th voter!! :grinyes:
CichlidWrangler
05-10-2009, 6:04 PM
yey
justahannah
05-10-2009, 6:11 PM
:D
Kashta
05-10-2009, 6:22 PM
We just need one more vote to wrap up this poll, folks. Which is it gonna be?
BettaFishMommy
05-10-2009, 7:18 PM
:thumbsup:
there's yer last vote!
Kashta
05-10-2009, 7:22 PM
BettaFishMommy saves the day!!
Final Tally - YAYs win by 4 to 1
Drumroll!! Please,..........? http://forums.newdoom.com/images/smilies/drummer.gif
Kashta
05-10-2009, 7:32 PM
http://www.aquariacentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=92004&stc=1&d=1241975815
Frame 1 - "Sorry, I have the texting speed of a goldfish."
Translation --> Typical guy can't keep up.... makes bone-head statement.
Frame 2 - "You can't be that slow. Goldfish don't even have thumbs."
Translation --> Very attractive and highly intelligent woman with keen insight draws upon her naturally superior capacity for logical thinking and tactifully mentions the absurd impossibility of what he just said... in a warm, generous, and helpful tone filled with kindness, compassion, and benevolence.
Frame 3 - "They have internal thumbs."
Translation --> Lame dude makes up bogus excuse to hide what a dork he is.
Frame 4 - << Blank Look >>
Translation --> Glamorous and successful woman stares at text in utter disbelief and thinks to herself.....
"Dude, you are so pathetic."
:headshake2: :headshake2: :headshake2:
Haha! Nice one, Kashta sweetie.;)
BettaFishMommy
05-10-2009, 7:44 PM
lol!
rocker92
05-10-2009, 7:58 PM
:headshake2:
rocker92
05-10-2009, 7:58 PM
:spam:
Slappy*McFish
05-10-2009, 10:45 PM
meh...
Kashta
05-11-2009, 1:47 AM
You people just don't appreciate refined humor. ;)
:silly:
:spam:
Hahaha.
CichlidWrangler
05-11-2009, 1:58 AM
so.. thats it?
Kashta
05-11-2009, 5:11 AM
Yep, that's it. Simple cartoon; simple message. ;)
bettabrat
05-11-2009, 8:40 AM
:rofl:
Reefscape
05-11-2009, 8:44 AM
:banher:
crimsonmoon
05-11-2009, 9:42 AM
:shakehead:
this is what i risked my reputation by cheating to hear? :shakehead:
:laugh:
Hebily
05-11-2009, 9:49 AM
ROFL! Although, the joke was much better before you had to explain it...
Coler
05-11-2009, 11:27 AM
Frame 1 : man says he is slow texter. Introduces humour into conversation.
Frame 2 : Wench proceeds to analyse logic of his statement. Implicitly accepts he is a slow texter. Rather than indicate some agreement with man and perhaps laugh/smile/react in positive way to huour disputes factual basis of his joke and says he is therefore wrong in what he says.
Frame 3 : Man, provoked by constant stream of fault-finding and taking issue with matters of no consequence on woman's part says something not intended to be taken seriously.
Frame 4 : Woman takes stuff seriously that is not meant to be taken seriously.
Unseen frames : Man stops texting her. Woman continues to be alone and single. Blames career/men. Gets cat. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. Comes to believe that cats are just as good company as people. Eventually believes her cats can understand what she is saying and are trying to talk to her. Eventually believes her cats are in fact better company than people. Cats ignore woman except when hungry/thirsty/need to go in or out/have murdered baby bird and want to show of. Cats express no real view on woman. Woman says she loves cats. To everyone. Overandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverando verandoverandover.
Kashta
05-12-2009, 4:48 PM
:shakehead:
this is what i risked my reputation by cheating to hear? :shakehead:
:laugh:
Hey now... that wasn't my idea. We could've saved a lot of time getting to the good stuff.. hehe.
:rofl:
Coler -- Leave it to you to try so hard to present that scenario from such a warped and inaccurate point of view! :) You've missed your calling.. seeing how good you are at creative fiction!
;)
Frame 2 : Wench....
Seriously funny Coler... :hitting:
:cheers:
Hebily
05-13-2009, 11:03 AM
:headbang2:it's funny, cause it's true