virtual fight thread.. or Abuse the person above you..

Ok I have had some um.. 'offtime' and have gotten a little bored.
So I thought I'd pick a fight. why not we do it in chat all the time.

So
anyone wanna poke me with a stick or kick me, or shoot me with a rubber band or something?

Keep it friendly-ish, and dont kill anyone, this is a family forum..

And keep it above the belt if you get my drift...