Would you be seen flying on a fluffy white pony with wings?

Would you like to be seen flying on a fluffy white pony with wings?

  • I am a man and I'd love to be seen flying around on a fluffy white pony with wings. I'd dance, too.

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • I am a woman and I'd love to be seen flying around on a fluffy white pony with wings. I'd dance, too

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • I'm a man and I would check to see if I really was a man if someone saw me riding a fluffy white pon

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • I'm a woman and I wouldn't want to be seen doing something as strange as flying on a fluffy white po

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Total voters
    38

Dwarf Puffers

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Would you like to be seen flying on a fluffy white pony with wings, and are you a man or woman? Just wondering... ;)

Edit: If someone could make this poll public, it'd be appreciated :D
 
I answered for Niko, he's busy. Oh yeah, he likes the first one!:rofl:

(runs to the staff room to hide the ban hammer!)
 
i also voted for number one. except i would dye my horse black and give it spiked armor. and flame breath. and i wouldn't dance. so basically the antithesis of what i voted for. go me.
 
I voted yes, except I am afraid of heights so that might be an issue.
 
I don't see this as being very practical. A horse is a very heavy animal- it would take HUUUUGEEEEE wings to get an animal that size to fly- huge muscles too- which would make riding one quite uncomfortable.

The amount of calories needed to get a horse aloft would be quite staggering- you simply can't get enough calories for that from grass- the horse would need to be carnivorous- and horses teeth and digestive systems are not designed for ripping through and digesting meat.

But- were a horse to eat meat- I think we'd have to be very scared of them- they are bigger, faster, and stronger than us.

Being white the blood stains would show a lot on the horses... and why fluffy- the aerodynamic drag would add to the already strong burden of improbability of getting a pig to fly.




I don't think you really have a white fluffy horse with wings... I think you're just being silly!





;)
 
I just had a horrible thought...


... It's bad when Seagulls drop little white things on you from up above... imagine a flying horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just had a horrible thought...


... It's bad when Seagulls drop little white things on you from up above... imagine a flying horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOLOL....thats gonna be some pile of **** hittin ya windshield....LMAO
 
I VOTED #1 ALL THE WAY i would even teach it how to barrel roll. And dancing is good for you and its fun.

edit:the beauty is that fluffy white pony's grow into magestic mare's or stallions

I have no shame in answering 1 here is a picture of the kinds of hats I will wear to work, to many dudes are uptight an outta sight!!!!!

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