Have any great tips to share? non-aquatic

sushiray

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1. no need to warm up your car, just drive off slowly keeping rpms around 2000, warms up car faster & doesn't cause risk of damage to catalytic converter when idling warming up & saves gas (especially at $3/gal!)

2. don't let hair or other solids go down your kitchen/bathroom/bathtub/shower drain, avoids clogs & the cost of calling in a plumber or roto-rooter. use a good strainer/hair catcher (forget about how it doesn't look good or doesn't match your faucet treatments). also using drain cleaners can cause damage to your pipes.

3. if having trouble drest feeding & producing milk, use fennel oil. mix with massage oil, rub in drest area, in a few days you will be producing much more.

4. stop smoking! every day you refrain from smoking can extend your life expectancy & reduce the risk of suffering for you & your family. also don't smoke in the presence of babies & children or while pregnant. save $ while at it!

5. eat more veggies, fruits, salads (up to double/triple your portions) & slice & dice & at the end not beginning of your meal, to cleanse your colon/intestinal regions. instead of plain or lightly salted, can add sauces, flavorings, any favorite dressings, mix in pastas, soups, rice, etc. be creative.
allows for much easier pottying, especially among kids (we had 2 incidents where the bowels were so stuck had to go to emergency room)

6. to lose weight without exercising (tho it's recommended) or expensive diet plans or surgeries, besides following #5, reduce or eliminate intake of sodas/soda pop/pop but don't substitute diet drinks (juices ok though also high in sugar better to mix fruit juices with ice cold water, I drink lots of flavored teas also), reduce or eliminate drinking beer, reduce or eliminate eating fast foods/chips/junk foods (ice cream is ok).

I lost 20lbs (182 to 162) since last august still eating a ton of food (love my rice) & without working out, but occasionally still drink soda/eat chips. but still eating my steaks/pork/chicken/pastas/rice at beginning of meal & then follow up with #5. in one week refraining from drinking soda/beer for one full week I lost 6lbs! now I fluctuate between 15-20lbs shooting for 25-30lbs.

7. save by not letting water run while brushing up or washing dishes (if no dishwasher). while brushing use when ready to rinse mouth out. while washing dishes rinse/scrub off all dishes of food stuff/sauces then turn water off. then soap up green/yellow scrubbies then wash/soap dishes/pots/pans clean then rinse.

8. if have tendency to fall asleep while watching tv, especially if you have a plasma flat screen, use the timer feature. cuz it burns up a lot of electricity!

9. in winter, keep thermostat at 67-68 & wear extra layers while awake or going to sleep. in summer keep thermostat at 78 or so & use fans (ceiling fans are optimal). saves on gas & electric

10. use wolf urine deer repellent & spray around your edible greenery, if you have had no success in the past

11. go hands free with your cell fone while driving (blue tooth, headfones, connect to speaker adaptor, etc.) b4 you get into an accident or get a ticket. never too late to do so.

12. don't text & drive, that split second you miss while driving can be tragic - for you and/or your love ones/passengers

so what say you?
 
13. parents - don't yell at your kids for not understanding how to do their HW - but don't give them the answer either. help them lead them coax them to get to the right answer, showing them some examples, like leading a horse to water...

14. kids - don't fight with your parents when we try to give you parental advice. take if for what it's worth, if you choose to ignore us or rebel against us, & something turns out bad, we parents hate to say I told you so. we rather you learn from our mistakes so you don't make them!
 
[Lady Ns] 9:54 am: Do not try & breathe through your mouth whilst drinking. You will choke
 
15. Dont strike up random conversations with me on the buss or waiting in a line. I don't care about your life.
 
Rule 1 has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

1st off in winter it wouldn't defrost my windshield by the time I got out of the driveway.

2ndly if someone is driving that slow on any road around here they will get driven over or cause a wreck.

Warm up your car and save a life, it could be yours.


My non aquatic advise is :

Find someone with a ton of money, fake love for them for a few years, set them up for an affair and leave with a pocket full of money.
 
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Rule 1 has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
o Ya mean all this time this is the stupidest you've ever heard?! my my, you've lived a sheltered life!

1st off in winter 'it wouldn't defrost my windshield by the time I got out of the driveway.
o ya means your windshield always has frost in the winter? amazing!

2ndly if someone is driving that slow on any road around here they will get driven over or cause a wreck.
o ya knows, one can drive up to 45mph in a 30mph speed zone under 2000 rpms, geez never thought driving the speed limit would cause a wreck. does it in your neck of the woods?

Warm up your car and save a life, it could be yours.
o many do & many don't. matter of choice. just saying that it's not necessary to warm up your car.

My non aquatic advise is :

Find someone with a ton of money, fake love for them for a few years, set them up for an affair and leave with a pocket full of money.
o tell us if this has worked for you. sounds like a plan!
 
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make sure your child pees b4 going into the pool...
 
...and make sure your child poos b4 going to the pool. ;)
 
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