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bettagurl
03-26-2010, 11:13 PM
When it comes to Team Edward, or Team Jacob... Girls have choice between necrophilia and beastiality. :headshake2:

I don't even go into what else with those movies creep me out... Old man courting a kid.. real men DON'T sparkle... and don't expect men to be quite as modest as the vampire or werewolf.

Hey, it's been a long day... I get to post weird stuff.

odinthejd
03-26-2010, 11:14 PM
that whole series just scares me because FORKS is in the same state that I'm in...

bettagurl
03-26-2010, 11:17 PM
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5000000/Real-Men-Sparkle-twilight-series-5043620-267-296.jpghttp://www.gothicalchemist.com/catalog/realmensparkle1.jpg

Oh yeah baby...


And judging by the expression, 'real' man there needs a laxative.

Ara
03-26-2010, 11:18 PM
Mee too.. Seriously..

Sparkling Vampire ..

Those words together make me throw up in my mouth every time I hear the word Twilight.. lol

bettagurl
03-26-2010, 11:22 PM
They're completely taken vampires away from what they were supposed to be...

http://www.horrorforum.com/showthread.php?t=8751


It seems that until the 19th century, vampires in Europe were thought to be hideous monsters rather than the debonair vampire made popular by later fictional treatments. They were usually believed to rise from the bodies of suicide victims, criminals, or evil magicians, though in some cases an initial vampire thus 'born of sin' could pass on his vampirism onto his innocent victims. In other cases, however, a victim of an untimely or cruel death was susceptible of becoming a vampire.

BreezeRuehls
03-26-2010, 11:30 PM
The only vampires anyone should know are. Louie and Lestat, Dracula, Nosferatu

BreezeRuehls
03-26-2010, 11:32 PM
Ever see the blade vs twilight, LOLZ for days! My sisters are all into twilight, but seeing as to how I have read most of Anne Rices works, and other classic vampire books, Twilight just makes me gag.

bettagurl
03-27-2010, 10:16 AM
Yes... lol

I really can't believe people compare Blade to Twilight in a good sense...