We are the knights....

[val]

who say Nee!!!

[OrionGirl]

:)

This one works as well...


What else floats?

Wood! Ducks! Rocks!

[Leopardess]

Itty bitty rocks??

Did you dress her up like that?
Well, yes, we did....But she's got a wart!
A witch, a witch...BURN HER!

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

'Tis a mere flesh wound.

Silly movie:D

[dwayne]

clank clank

Bring out your dead!

clank clank


~Tara

[Sensei_the_dojo]

How do you know he's king?

He's the only one that ain't got $*#@ all over him.

[Leopardess]

I'm not dead yet!

You will be soon enough!

No, I feel better!

Nah, you'll be dead in a bit.

*SMACK*

There we go.

[Sensei_the_dojo]

She's got huge . . . tracts of land!

[Leopardess]

-Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.

-I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
collective.

- You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

- Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

-That's what it's all about if only people would--

[Sensei_the_dojo]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[Sensei_the_dojo]

There are those who call me . . . Tim.

[Leopardess]

We demand a shrubbery!

We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky- ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.


So many good lines from that movie.

[happychem]

You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest with ... a herring!:D

Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a government!

Absolute power must come from a mandate by the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[Dale W.]

"What is the average speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?"

"But hes just a little bunny rabit"

"The castle of aaaaarrgghh"

[val]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

[val]

From the opening credits:

"Those responsible for sacking those who were responsible have been sacked."

[Sensei_the_dojo]

I wave my private parts at your Auntie.



You silly English K-niggit.


Run awaaaaaay!

[Lila]

"I move ... for no man."

"I could stay a bit longer!"

"I wet my armor."

"It's got big pointy teeth."

"Thou shall count to five. Three is not the number thou shall count to, but to the number five. Six is way out!"

"Blue. No ... Yellooooooo...."

;)

Lila

[Sensei_the_dojo]

Bad, naughty, evil, Zoot. She must be punished. You must spank her. And when you're finished spanking her, you must spank me.

Oh, and me!

Oh, me too!

Oh, yes, you must spank us all. And after the spanking . . .






(oops, I almost forgot where I was) :(

[SnakeIce]

:D my turn to be lost on the subject of your quotations.

sounds funny though

[Dale W.]

SnakeIce,
Someday you guys will get cable out there in Walla Walla. Then you will be able to keep up with us. :laugh:

I can only say that because I grew up in WA.

btw, its Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[slipknottin]

anyone have a link to that lego video where they had the lego characters dancing and singing in camelot? :confused:

[Fishsmurf]

Come back and fight me you coward.....

[SomethingFishy]

Here you go Slip
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2405283&htv=12
unfortunately it makes you watch trailers first

[SnakeIce]

heh we do have cable here and it supplies the internet conection that I am able to use to give vent to my inquisitiveness. I have actually seen that movie though it was so long ago I don't remember more than a few scenes taken like snapshots out of the movie

Is it worth revisiting in order to be caught up with the times?

[slipknottin]

yea it is, i just watched the movie a couple hours ago.

The behind the scenes story thing is pretty neat too, they did almost every castle scene at the same castle. LOL

the entire film was made on a budget of like $150,000, and the money came mostly from rock bands.

[~*LuvMyKribs*~]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!!

ah man... john cleese.... i just finished downloading some fawlty towers episodes.

:D

[JesseJ]

SIR Lancelot

Stop!. Who would the Bridge of Death must answer me these question three, ere the other side he see.

Ask me the questions Bridgekeeper. I an not afraid!

What is your Name?

It is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

What is your Quest?

To seek the Holy Grail.

What is your favorite colour?

Blue.

Right then. Off you go.

... thank you. Thank you very much.


Brave SIR Robin

That's easy.

Stop!. Who would the Bridge of Death must answer me these question three, ere the other side he see.

Ask me the questions bridgkeeper. I am not afraid.

What is your Name?

Sir Robin of Camelot.

What is your Quest?

To seek the Holy Grail.

What is the capital of Assyria?

I don't know that (SPRONG) AAAAHHHhhhhhhh.......

SIR Galahad

Stop! What is your Name?

Sir Galahad of Camelot.

What is your Quest?

I seek the Grail.

What is your favorite colour?

Blue. No Yelloooowwwwww........

heh heh heh

King Arthur

Stop. What is your name?

It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

What is your quest?

To seek the Holy Grail.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Wha.. Well I don't know that (SPRONG) AAHHhhhhhhhh......

________________________________________________

and I haven't watched that movie for about 2 years now. It's a good thing I was talking to my friends about Monty Python when I was in school.

[~*LuvMyKribs*~]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you guys are gonna make me go watch that now

[DeVitaf]

Bedevere, explain to me again how sheeps bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

[DeVitaf]

Originally posted by SomethingFishy
Here you go Slip
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2405283&htv=12
unfortunately it makes you watch trailers first

That's awesome :0

If the link gives you any trouble, here's another:
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte548z/camelot.htm

[happychem]

Pitcher la vache!

quoi?

Pitcher la vache!

Qu'esque c'est? Un grand lapin de bois!

Alons-y!

quoi?

Let's go!

Oh!

[Watcher74]

I can't believe no one's mentioned this one yet....

"Help I'm being oppressed!

See the violence inherent in the system! See the violence inherent in the system!"

[happychem]

That may have been my favourite scene in the movie!

"Old woman!"

"Man!"

"What?"

"I'm a man!"

"Well, I'm very sorry, I couldn't tell.."

"I'm 37!"

"Beg your pardon?"

"I'm 37, not old!"

"Well, I couldn't just call you man now, could I?!"

"You could've called me Denis"

"Well, I didn't know that was your name"

"You never bothered to ask, now did you?"

[Mr. U]

(sound of arrow hitting target) Message for you sir!

[daayda3]

what is this about?

[Slappy*McFish]

...an old thread.

[kuhliloach]

she turned me into a newt..... i got better!



bring out your dead!.......i feel happy(bang!)

[equus_peduus]

she turned me into a newt..... i got better!
drat, you beat me to it... *ponders*

There was much rejoicing.

personally, I prefer some of the sketches... "This is an ex-parrot!"

[Toirtis]

I would like a license for my pet fish, please.


...sadly, I have actually memorised perfectly, about 25 skits...a symptom of a youth well wasted.

[Tesla_HV]

SHOPKEEPER Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?
PRALINE The plumage don't enter to it - it's stone dead.
SHOPKEEPER No, no - it's just resting.
PRALINE All right then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. (shouts into cage) Hello Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot!
SHOPKEEPER (jogging cage) There it moved.
PRALINE No he didn't. That was you pushing the cage.
SHOPKEEPER I did not.
PRALINE Yes, you did. (takes parrot out of cage, shouts) Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up. Polly. (throws it in the air and lets it fall to the floor) Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
SHOPKEEPER No, no it's stunned.

[aardvark1]

"It's pinin' for the Fjords...."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5775099474392087542

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