Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand
how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the
same size as kids. . . I just don't get it. "
"Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy? "
"Democrats, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to
unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap
out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment." "See, by the time you get done shakin'
the crap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a
briefcase."
***Disclaimer--this was sent to me and I had to share it for it's humor value only, no flames will be accepted, thank you.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand
how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the
same size as kids. . . I just don't get it. "
"Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy? "
"Democrats, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to
unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap
out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment." "See, by the time you get done shakin'
the crap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a
briefcase."
***Disclaimer--this was sent to me and I had to share it for it's humor value only, no flames will be accepted, thank you.
