Beer, Gambling, Golf, & Sex,

[greeneyedlady]

> > A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
> > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for

> > a couple of
>dollars
> > for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
>asked,
> > "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
> >
> >
> > "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
> >
> >
> > "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I
> can
>get
> > just to stay alive."
> >
> >
> > "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?"
>the
> > man asked.
> >
> >
> > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in

> > 20 years!"
> >
> >
> > "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
> instead
>of
> > food?" the man asked.
> >
> >
> > "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
> homeless
>man.
> >
> >
> > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
> > Instead,
>I'm
> > going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> >
> >
> > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you

> > for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man
> looks
>like
> > who has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."