The very first ever Blonde GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!

greeneyedlady

greeneyedlady

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on

scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the

Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage

one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."



The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get

burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."



The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna

sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."



The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage

and jumped to his death.



The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.



The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as

well.



At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how

really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given
it

to him again!"



The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or

enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."



Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.



"Hey, don't look at me," she said "He made his own lunch every day"
 
lol this one actually made me laugh
 
The very 2nd Male Blonde joke-

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Two blonde men were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The other blonde guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The second blonde guy got completely upset and yelled, "You MORON! The nails that are pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!" :dance2: [/FONT]
(nothing wrong with bumping an old post about male blondes, its about time for this, im an auburn head........and all my friends are blondes....)
 
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good ones!!
 
Excuse me but I do have some blonde hair on my head so please go easy on me when I ask... What is a bump?

Q
 
It is moved to the top of the forum page. Bumped back to the too.... and a few blonde hairs aren't going to hurt u Q..

Bump1. To upgrade 2. To re-start or re-boot (usually network hardware)

OR
What does “bump” mean?
When new posts are made to a thread that thread is pushed to the top of the forum, and ever other thread below that is slid down one space. Eventually threads are taken off of the first page of the forum, which is where the majority of forum users view threads. When you see a post using only the word “bump” that indicates the post was made for the sole purpose of pushing the thread it was posted in to the top of the forum.

this is the one everyone refers to when it says "BUMP" :dance2:
 
how about this one...

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out, "GREEN SIDE UP!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In the second room, she told the painter that she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing. In the third room, she said that she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blonde men laying sod across the street.":eek: [/FONT]
​
 
or these 2...

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What about the blonde couple that gave birth to twins?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Her blonde husband is currently out looking for the other man.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Some guys are just born losers. A blonde fellow at my job was all worked up about this hot girl he had dated twice before. But today, he had stated that it was all over. So, I asked him why.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The blonde guy said, "Well, on our last date, we went over to her apartment, and she turned all the lights out after dinner. So, I got up and left, because I can take a hint just as well as the next guy."[/FONT]
 
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