greeneyedlady
11-03-2004, 2:22 PM
Time Off
> Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off
> from work," said the man. "How do you think you'll do that?" said the
> blonde. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and
> hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from
> the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
>
> "I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.
>
> "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped
> down and walked out of the factory.
>
> The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where she thought
> she was going.
>
> The blonde answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark."
> Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off
> from work," said the man. "How do you think you'll do that?" said the
> blonde. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and
> hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from
> the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
>
> "I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.
>
> "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped
> down and walked out of the factory.
>
> The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where she thought
> she was going.
>
> The blonde answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark."