After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man
and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.
They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their
last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the
other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs
within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor
went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for
several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."
and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.
They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their
last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the
other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs
within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor
went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for
several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."
