greeneyedlady
11-20-2004, 3:42 AM
This is a joke and only a joke, so don't nobody get excited ;)
Texas Ranger pulled over a black BMW (driven by a Yankee, no less)
after it had run a stop sign. The Ranger walked up to the car door and
said, "Sir, may I see your driver's license and registration please?"
The Yankee replied, "What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look
both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within
twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter,
Dunkin' Donuts closed?
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and
coming to a complete stop."
The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious
motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with
his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete
stop?"
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Texas Ranger pulled over a black BMW (driven by a Yankee, no less)
after it had run a stop sign. The Ranger walked up to the car door and
said, "Sir, may I see your driver's license and registration please?"
The Yankee replied, "What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look
both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within
twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter,
Dunkin' Donuts closed?
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and
coming to a complete stop."
The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious
motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with
his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete
stop?"
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