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Dangerdoll
02-09-2005, 10:55 AM
Hoping this will strike more attention than Wolf's post did... :cool:
ok, here goes..... ok big guy, although a shoe-in, I seem to have forgotten to pass a test by youprior to giving you the ranks you seem to have gained over in the mugshot discussion thread. It's a simple test, really.... but it is all in accordance with the signatures at the bottom of both GEL's (GreenEyedLady) and My posts. It's really quite simple and you will soon see what an advantage it is to be part of it. For references of the group, T is my best candidate and will confirm that there is no place better to be. The following questions need to be answered first, and remember, you're already a shoe-in so this is just paperwork.... :D
1. Name something you can be trusted to be the best at.
2. Name your best physical trait.
3. Name your favorite task.
5. State the highest number of satisfied customers.
6. Name the most common reason of a satisfied customer.
7. What extent would you go to in order to satisfy your customer.
8. If a customer is not satisfied, how would you rectify the situation?
9. Are you reliable?
10. Explain number 9.
Good luck :D
happychem
02-09-2005, 11:56 AM
Although my distinct Non-Benson-ness, this might be fun...
1. Name something you can be trusted to be the best at. - Back rub/shoulder massage, hands down (although perhaps counting could be in there, where's #4? ;) )
2. Name your best physical trait. - legs
3. Name your favorite task. - As in chore? Gotta be an aquarist geek on this one and go for maintenance/pruning. If you don't mean chore, then Ultimate or B-ball.
5. State the highest number of satisfied customers. - in any given night, I try to keep it around 2 on rotation.
6. Name the most common reason of a satisfied customer. - back rubs, again, failing that, my languistic talents.
7. What extent would you go to in order to satisfy your customer. - whatever is necessary
8. If a customer is not satisfied, how would you rectify the situation? - see #7
9. Are you reliable? - yeah sure, why not
10. Explain number 9. - Customer satisfaction is #1, the customer always comes first, but if you're expecting me to remember a list of chores, forget it, I'm a complete scatterbrain.
I love retail.
Alright! He's mine! Aaaallll mine! No one gets him but me! You hear me Doll and GEL? He's mine!
;)
Lila
Benson
02-09-2005, 12:34 PM
Hi Dangerdoll... :)
Here are my responses to your questions. I am an expert at customer satisfaction and I do pride my self on the services that I provide to meet the needs of customers.
1. I would say ensuring satisfaction…
2. My best physical traits are my legs and my “bottom”. I’m a runner so those are developed quite nicely I’m told.
3. My favorite task would include manipulation of the customer’s favorite site to induce satisfaction using multiple pieces of personal equipment.
4. 6 or 7. While the number is low the level of customer service and satisfaction is extremely high with many repeat and return customers.
5. See number #1.
6. I would explore almost anything that a customer would like and become proficient at it.
7. I would do a customer satisfaction survey to see if there was anything that I might have missed. I would then go back and complete those items to the customer’s complete satisfaction. I would look for signs of satisfaction as well as ask for guidance.
8. All the time…
9. Customers always have a satisfying climatic experience.
I do hope that these answers are satisfatory to you Dangerdoll. If you need any clarification please let me know. ;)
Uh... Hmmm... Happy or Benson... Happy or Benson... Dang! This'll be hard to decide on! They both sound promising!
Ladies, their applications are incredible. Can I have two of them completing my list of services? I'll pay the extra charge.
;)
Lila
Dangerdoll
02-09-2005, 4:25 PM
*ahem* let's see, hehehe.. I thought happy was a given for you Lila, but Benson...hmmmm, he's gonna take quite a bit of negotiating from what see, especially with the creativity he shows (example: #4).
as you can see Benson, you've done a fine job.... You've made the Zone proud ;)
Benson
02-09-2005, 5:05 PM
Why thank you Dangerdoll... I aim to please :D
Well... If I can only have one... I'd take Happy, hands down. *No offense, Benson. It's a long standing thing!* ;)
But if I can have both ... I'll take them.
BTW ... Timmain has failed in his duties!
;)
Lila
Dangerdoll
02-10-2005, 7:29 AM
:eek: whoa!! what did Timm do????
:eek: whoa!! what did Timm do????
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Where's my darn bookshelves? New bunkbed? Where's my foot rub and dinner? He's not even been here yet! How long does it take for delivery?
;)
Lila
Timmain42
02-10-2005, 8:20 AM
Ah, I suck. The Missus won't let me out of the house. Sorry. Remember those "other" duties? She's claimed first crack at them, and by the time I get done with that, I don't have the strength to move. :(
I want a refund. Or... some free time with Happy!
;)
Lila
Dangerdoll
02-10-2005, 8:27 AM
ugh Timm!! NOT as advertised!! GEL, me thinks we need to be more thorough with our processing...... *sigh* the cracks in the system always surface.....
Well, maybe if he can come play for just a bit, I'll drop the refund demands.
;)
Lila
PS... I'm talking about cards or video games! Get your mind out of the gutter!
happychem
02-10-2005, 8:41 AM
I like cards.
Did I mention that I can cook? Nothing elaborate, but I know my way around a kitchen. :D
Dangerdoll
02-10-2005, 8:57 AM
hehehe, happy, you are hard at work..... nice make-up ;)
Timmain42
02-10-2005, 9:05 AM
ugh Timm!! NOT as advertised!! GEL, me thinks we need to be more thorough with our processing...... *sigh* the cracks in the system always surface.....
Strangely enough, I feel pretty cracked anyway. I'll reapply after September, I should have everything pretty much in hand here after then.
greeneyedlady
02-12-2005, 2:24 PM
Sorry I was working for a couple days then had to take a class for work, so
Timm ehem, yes you need to work on that
Danger I think we might have to come up with a rotating schedule for Benson as he is going to be a highly demanded commodity, we will of course have to plan for rest times in between swaps because it sounds like he might be prone to over working himself to give his all and we would not want to burn out such a valuable player.
Lila you are one greedy woman, geesh you want first graps at everybody :thud:
Dangerdoll
02-12-2005, 5:26 PM
you may be right GEL, we can't wear them out and we also have to keep out incentives in mind. Although our incentives are mega-hot, we cannot let them slip.
hehehe, Lila is such a grabber, isn't she, hehehe ;)
Dangerdoll
03-09-2005, 10:10 AM
where' ya been, bud?
Benson
03-15-2005, 2:33 PM
Hey DangerDoll,
I've been traveling a bit lately. Just got back from California. How are you doing? Still the Supreme Goddess of Music Trivia???
Dangerdoll
03-15-2005, 2:38 PM
oh yeah, sweetie.... glad you stopped by for a bit, missed ya around these parts, big guy ;)
how was the trip?