greeneyedlady
02-25-2005, 7:21 AM
>
> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his
> old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back."
>
> Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, pretty face.
>
> I'm going to have a beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
>
> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of
> beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India,
> etc.
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think
> of saying was,
>
> "Yes, lollypop.but at the bar.you know.
>
> They have frozen glasses..
>
> "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by
> saying,
>
> "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out
of the
> freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
>
> "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little snacks
&hors
> d'ouevres that are really delicious won't be long, I'll be right
back. I
> promise.
>
> OK? "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?
>
> " She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres:
> chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,
etc.
>
> "But my sweet honey. at the bar.you know.there's swearing, dirty
words and
> all that.."
>
> "You want dirty words, cutie pie.?
>
> "Listen up, ****head!
>
> Drink your ****ing beer in your d**n frozen mug and eat your
****ing
> snacks,
>
> because you are married now,
>
> and you aren't going anywhere!
>
> Got it, a$$hole?"
>
> And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his
> old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back."
>
> Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, pretty face.
>
> I'm going to have a beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
>
> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of
> beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India,
> etc.
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think
> of saying was,
>
> "Yes, lollypop.but at the bar.you know.
>
> They have frozen glasses..
>
> "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by
> saying,
>
> "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out
of the
> freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
>
> "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little snacks
&hors
> d'ouevres that are really delicious won't be long, I'll be right
back. I
> promise.
>
> OK? "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?
>
> " She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres:
> chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,
etc.
>
> "But my sweet honey. at the bar.you know.there's swearing, dirty
words and
> all that.."
>
> "You want dirty words, cutie pie.?
>
> "Listen up, ****head!
>
> Drink your ****ing beer in your d**n frozen mug and eat your
****ing
> snacks,
>
> because you are married now,
>
> and you aren't going anywhere!
>
> Got it, a$$hole?"
>
> And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?