> A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
> Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
> every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the
> lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
>
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
> walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
> statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
>
> "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
>
> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and
> she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back
> out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a
> loud round of applause.
>
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
> they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
>
> "Well, now they know you're one of us" said the bartender, "Would you
> like a drink?"
>
> "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
>
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
> statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
> Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
> every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the
> lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
>
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
> walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
> statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
>
> "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
>
> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and
> she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back
> out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a
> loud round of applause.
>
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
> they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
>
> "Well, now they know you're one of us" said the bartender, "Would you
> like a drink?"
>
> "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
>
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
> statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
