In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was
> >>> waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
> stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
> skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
> the first step of the bus.
> >>>
> >>> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
> would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to
> make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
> >>>
> >>> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
> to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
> attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she
> could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she
>again
> >>> reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make
> the step.
> >>>
> >>> About this time,a large Texan who was standing behind herpicked
>her up
> >>>easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
> >>> step of the bus.
> >>>
> >>> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
> >>> screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
> >>> who you are!"
> >>>
> >>> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
> with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
>kinda
> >>> figured we were friends."
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A good Irish joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize at the
pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife,
Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said,
"Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,
he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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> >>> waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
> stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
> skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
> the first step of the bus.
> >>>
> >>> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
> would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to
> make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
> >>>
> >>> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
> to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
> attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she
> could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she
>again
> >>> reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make
> the step.
> >>>
> >>> About this time,a large Texan who was standing behind herpicked
>her up
> >>>easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
> >>> step of the bus.
> >>>
> >>> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
> >>> screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
> >>> who you are!"
> >>>
> >>> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
> with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
>kinda
> >>> figured we were friends."
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A good Irish joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize at the
pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife,
Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said,
"Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,
he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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