A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
>
> This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
> tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The
> CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a
> week?"
>
> A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
> make $300.00 a week. Why?"
>
> The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
> weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good
> about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
> "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
>
> With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza
> delivery guy from Domino's.
>
>
>
>
> This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
> tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The
> CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a
> week?"
>
> A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
> make $300.00 a week. Why?"
>
> The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
> weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good
> about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
> "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
>
> With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza
> delivery guy from Domino's.
>
>
>
