greeneyedlady
04-21-2005, 7:11 AM
> >A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
>
> >Suzie in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of
> life
>
> >is four little animals."
>
> >The teacher replied, "Really and what four little animals would that
> be
>
> >Suzie?"
>
> >The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
>
> >tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher
>
> >fainted.
>
> >Suzie in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of
> life
>
> >is four little animals."
>
> >The teacher replied, "Really and what four little animals would that
> be
>
> >Suzie?"
>
> >The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
>
> >tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher
>
> >fainted.