> >
> > One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on
> his
> >usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both
> cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Jim, the
> homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
> "Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night."
> the mailman comments.
> > JIM in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday
> night. This is
> >the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We
> had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for
> Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around
> midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."
> > The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
> "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at
> a time
> >with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a
> hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
> > The mailman laughs and says, "****, I'm sorry I missed that."
> "Probably a good thing you did," Jim responds. "Your name
> came up
> >four or five times."
> >
> > One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on
> his
> >usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both
> cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Jim, the
> homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
> "Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night."
> the mailman comments.
> > JIM in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday
> night. This is
> >the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We
> had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for
> Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around
> midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."
> > The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
> "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at
> a time
> >with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a
> hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
> > The mailman laughs and says, "****, I'm sorry I missed that."
> "Probably a good thing you did," Jim responds. "Your name
> came up
> >four or five times."
> >
