Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
>>
>>>> to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
>>>> identify them as clergy.
>>>> > > As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
>>>> some
>>>> really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>>>>
>>>> > > The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
>>>> "tourist"
>>>> garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink the
>>>> sunshine
>>>> and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a
>>>> thong
>>
>>>> bikini came walking straight towards them.
>>>> They couldn't help but stare.
>>>> > > As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning,
>>>> Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of
>>>> them. They
>>>> were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
>>>> > > So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even
>>>> more
>>>> outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before
>>>> you even saw them.
>>>> > > Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in
>>>> their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>>>> After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string,
>>>> taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded
>>>> at
>>
>>>> each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk
>>>> away.
>>>> > > One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just
>>>> a
>>>& gt; minute young lady."
>>>> > > Yes?" she replied.
>>>> > > "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
>>>> the
>>>> world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?"
>>>> ...
>>>> ...
>>>> ...
>>>> > > She replied, "Father, it's me ... Sister Mary Francis!"
>>
>>>> to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
>>>> identify them as clergy.
>>>> > > As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
>>>> some
>>>> really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>>>>
>>>> > > The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
>>>> "tourist"
>>>> garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink the
>>>> sunshine
>>>> and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a
>>>> thong
>>
>>>> bikini came walking straight towards them.
>>>> They couldn't help but stare.
>>>> > > As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning,
>>>> Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of
>>>> them. They
>>>> were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
>>>> > > So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even
>>>> more
>>>> outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before
>>>> you even saw them.
>>>> > > Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in
>>>> their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>>>> After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string,
>>>> taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded
>>>> at
>>
>>>> each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk
>>>> away.
>>>> > > One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just
>>>> a
>>>& gt; minute young lady."
>>>> > > Yes?" she replied.
>>>> > > "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
>>>> the
>>>> world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?"
>>>> ...
>>>> ...
>>>> ...
>>>> > > She replied, "Father, it's me ... Sister Mary Francis!"
