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Swimfins
05-19-2005, 10:53 AM
~~~ Daily Survival Kit ~~~

1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the
good qualities in others.

2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible,
things might not always go the way you want,
but it will work out.

3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt
feelings, yours or someone else's.

4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings
everyday.

5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes
mistakes, and it's OK.

6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it,
and you can accomplish anything.

7) MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint.


8) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs
a kiss or a hug everyday.

9) TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go
over that list of blessings.
--Author Unknown

happychem
05-19-2005, 11:24 AM
10) Gosling's - for when 1-9 don't work ;)

saltyc
05-19-2005, 11:53 AM
goslings??

is that a drink, or do you mean baby geese??

OrionGirl
05-19-2005, 12:26 PM
You mean you don't keep some cute fuzzy baby geese around to hand out when people start getting cranky? Works like a charm...

Hmmm...http://store.yahoo.com/randalls/gosblac.html maybe?

CajunCC
05-19-2005, 12:28 PM
Oh please. All you need is WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it moves and shouldn't: Duct Tape
If it doesn't move and should: WD-40

Swimfins
05-19-2005, 1:04 PM
a gosling? I think its a maritime beer? eh? I'll take one for the road. :) or Molson Canadian if there's no more gosling.

happychem
05-19-2005, 1:33 PM
Hmmm...http://store.yahoo.com/randalls/gosblac.html maybe?
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Mmmmmm.

Swimfins
05-19-2005, 11:51 PM
rum and coca cola, rum and coca cola.....
take me to de hospidalaaaaaa! :)

happychem
05-20-2005, 8:25 AM
Now just lose the coca cola and we're getting on track :D

Swimfins
05-21-2005, 10:37 AM
Rum straight up for Happychem. Can I watch? :p:

nursie
05-21-2005, 1:28 PM
Once upon a time in a land far away I drank dark rum straight..There are some mistakes you just don't do twice! (it was some party tho...)