nursie
05-20-2005, 10:23 AM
We should just ahve one big Star wars thread....
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
By Dave Tippett
10. Anikin Skywalker goes to the dark side after finding a finger tip
in his chili
9. Jedi qualifications dumbed down to just being able to flatten pop
can against forehead
8. Lord of the Rings guys make appearance, get all in Empire's face,
sayin' smack like, "Are we doin' this? We doin' this, playa?"
7. Darth Sideous defeated in the end by fancy Doppler radar
6. Yoda tries a stint on talk radio, ruins entire industry
5. Obiwan Kenobi employs union busting goons to take on the Empire
4. The Force is sold on E-bay for, like, a buck ninety
3. Jar Jar Binks gets pulled over and tasered by overenthusiastic Jedi
rookie
2. Count Dooku goes further into dark side, accepts the name "Chocula"
1. Newsweek reports that Death Star won't be much of a problem
Maybe it would be fun to add our own................
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
By Dave Tippett
10. Anikin Skywalker goes to the dark side after finding a finger tip
in his chili
9. Jedi qualifications dumbed down to just being able to flatten pop
can against forehead
8. Lord of the Rings guys make appearance, get all in Empire's face,
sayin' smack like, "Are we doin' this? We doin' this, playa?"
7. Darth Sideous defeated in the end by fancy Doppler radar
6. Yoda tries a stint on talk radio, ruins entire industry
5. Obiwan Kenobi employs union busting goons to take on the Empire
4. The Force is sold on E-bay for, like, a buck ninety
3. Jar Jar Binks gets pulled over and tasered by overenthusiastic Jedi
rookie
2. Count Dooku goes further into dark side, accepts the name "Chocula"
1. Newsweek reports that Death Star won't be much of a problem
Maybe it would be fun to add our own................