A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy Boulevard.
>Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.
>He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he
> could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
> intersection. The woman tailgating him hits the roof, and the horn,
> screaming in frustration and indicates he is number one with her finger
> as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.
>
>As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and
>looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
> orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the
> police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and
> placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the
> cell and opens the
door.
>She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is
> waiting with her personal! effects.
>
>He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
> front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose
> Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker,
> the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk."
>
>"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
>Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.
>He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he
> could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
> intersection. The woman tailgating him hits the roof, and the horn,
> screaming in frustration and indicates he is number one with her finger
> as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.
>
>As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and
>looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
> orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the
> police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and
> placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the
> cell and opens the
door.
>She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is
> waiting with her personal! effects.
>
>He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
> front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose
> Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker,
> the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk."
>
>"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
