Fly the friendly sky's, he he he

greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
Jul 4, 2002
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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
>captain; His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time
>they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two
>seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising
>altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot, leans back in
>his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."No rike Chinese?"
>asks the copilot, "why not?;"You people bombed Pearl Harbor,
>that's why! "No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb
>Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."Japanese,
>Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all
>alike! There's a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!"
>the copilot suddenly announces."Why not?" asks the
>captain."Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds."Jews
>didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an
>iceberg! "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all
>same!"
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At first I didn't think I'd like this one but it's corny enough that I do! :D
 
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