A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
looks up and says to the monkey, Hey! What are you doing?" The
monkey says "I'm smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the
lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs
together.
After a little while the lizard says his mouth is dry, and he's going
to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans
way too far over and falls into the river. A passing crocodile sees
this and swims over to the lizard. After helping the lizard to the
shore, he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard
explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle.
The crocodile finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, and sees that
the monkey is indeed finishing a joint. The crocodile looks up and
says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says......
"Daaaaaaaaang!........ Duuuuuuude!.......How much water did you
drink?!!"
looks up and says to the monkey, Hey! What are you doing?" The
monkey says "I'm smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the
lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs
together.
After a little while the lizard says his mouth is dry, and he's going
to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans
way too far over and falls into the river. A passing crocodile sees
this and swims over to the lizard. After helping the lizard to the
shore, he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard
explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle.
The crocodile finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, and sees that
the monkey is indeed finishing a joint. The crocodile looks up and
says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says......
"Daaaaaaaaang!........ Duuuuuuude!.......How much water did you
drink?!!"
